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Thursday Nights Sept. 19t" thru Oct. 10th!

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MID-EASTERN, CHALDEAN
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Live music from

Mark Randisi

•Lambchops • Lamb Shish Kabob
•White Fish Curry • Tabouleh • Hommus
•Vegetarian Entrees • Fresh Catch
•Chicken Shawarma • Etc.
•Fresh Juice Bar • Cocktails and Wine

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"The Sounds of Sinatra"
740 pm

6123 HAGGERTY RD. (JUST N. OF MAPLE)
BLOOMFIELD AVENUE SHOPS
WEST BLOOMFIELD

(248) 668 - 1800

27060 EVERGREEN (AT 11 MILE & EVERGREEN)
LATH RUP LANDING
LATHRUP VILLAGE

(248) 559-9099

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BUFFET & TAILGATE PARTY!

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begins 10:00 am
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1477 JOHN R ROAD, TROY • (248) 588-6000 • VALET PARKING
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PRICELESS

Erwin & Sylvia
Harvith, Frank &
Dorothy Tessler,
Boyd & Ruth
Carnick, Jack &
Miriam Shenkman,
Aaron & Millie
Berg, Lester &
Margarette Satovsky,
Maxwell & Sylvia Goldstein, Howard &
Faye Rice and Abe & Sylvia Pearlman ...
Another couple, Mike & Estelle
Miller, couldn't attend ... being in New
York for the brit of a great-grandson.
MAIL DEPT. ... From Martin
Solomon in Dallas, Texas ... "I used to
read the Jewish News in print when I
lived in Detroit and now read your col-
umn online in Dallas.”
KORN KORNER ... A rabbi, to
show his humility before God, cries out
in the middle of a service, "Oh, Lord, I
am nobody!"
The cantor, deeply moved, follows suit
and cries, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The shammes, deeply moved, follows
suit and cries, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The rabbi turns to the cantor and
says, "Look who thinks he's nobody!"
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Howard Camden ... A bum, who
obviously has seen more than his share
of hard times, approaches a well-dressed
gentleman on the street.
"Hey, buddy, can you spare two dol-
lars?"
The well-dressed gentleman asks, "You
are not going to spend it on liquor are
you?"
"No, Sir, I don't drink," says the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in
some card game, are you?" asks the gen-
tleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the
bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a
golf course for greens fees, would you?"
asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play
golf."
"You wouldn't waste the money for
fishing gear, flies, boots or rods, would
you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum. "I don't fish.
The man asks the bum if he would
like to come home with him for a
home-cooked meal. The bum accepts
eagerly.
While they are heading for the man's
house, the bum's curiosity gets the better
of him. "Isn't your wife going to be
angry when she sees a guy like me at
your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will
be worth it. I want her to see what hap-
pens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish,
gamble or play golf." Ell