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September 20, 2002 - Image 84

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2002-09-20

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Arts & EllteA Ailment

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The Best Of Everything

RESTAURAN

In Troy Only...

Thursday Nights Sept. 19t" thru Oct. 10th!

RESTAURANT
MID-EASTERN, CHALDEAN
& AMERICAN

Live music from

Mark Randisi

•Lambchops • Lamb Shish Kabob
•White Fish Curry • Tabouleh • Hommus
•Vegetarian Entrees • Fresh Catch
•Chicken Shawarma • Etc.
•Fresh Juice Bar • Cocktails and Wine

singing

"The Sounds of Sinatra"
740 pm

6123 HAGGERTY RD. (JUST N. OF MAPLE)
BLOOMFIELD AVENUE SHOPS
WEST BLOOMFIELD

(248) 668 - 1800

27060 EVERGREEN (AT 11 MILE & EVERGREEN)
LATH RUP LANDING
LATHRUP VILLAGE

(248) 559-9099

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BUFFET & TAILGATE PARTY!

COUPON GOOD AT BOTH LOCATIONS

begins 10:00 am
.00 & you can tailgate!

50% OFF1

Lunch or Dinner

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you com e back & dine with us after the game
ive $10.00 off our Total Food Bill

With purchase of a second lunch or
dinner entree of equal or greater value

I • Dine In Only

624370

4222 SECOND STREET, DETROIT • (313) 832-1616 • VALET PARKING
1477 JOHN R ROAD, TROY • (248) 588-6000 • VALET PARKING
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• 1 Coupon Per Couple I
• Not Valid With other Offers
623000
• Expires 9/30/2002

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Catering For All Occasions

lce Cream Parlour

Serving The Community Since :964

NO FAT, NO SUGAR
NO REASON TO SAY NO!

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• Colombo Yogurt

Your chance to win one of
Spectacular Events for
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3659 West Maple

(southeast corner of
Maple & Lahser)

In September enter to win our popular
Deli Party Tray

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A healthy 5

ounces of meat per person including lean corned
beef (double portion), house-roasted turkey breast, rare roast
beef and turkey pastrami. Includes Swiss & American cheeses.
Served with everything you need for a spectacular spread: Stage
rye bread. potato salad, cole slaw, dill pickles, assorted relishes,
mustard & Russian dressing...a $300 Value!

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248
647-7660

FAT FREE
9 CALORIES PER OUNC E
CHOLESTEROL FREE
LOW LACTOSE

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25519 Woodward Ave. (north of 696 near the Detroit Zoo) • 248-541-8025
Hours: Tuesday thru Thursday 11 am-6 pm Friday & Saturday 11 am-5 pm • Sunday 12 noon-5 pm • Monday Closed T45
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PRICELESS

Erwin & Sylvia
Harvith, Frank &
Dorothy Tessler,
Boyd & Ruth
Carnick, Jack &
Miriam Shenkman,
Aaron & Millie
Berg, Lester &
Margarette Satovsky,
Maxwell & Sylvia Goldstein, Howard &
Faye Rice and Abe & Sylvia Pearlman ...
Another couple, Mike & Estelle
Miller, couldn't attend ... being in New
York for the brit of a great-grandson.
MAIL DEPT. ... From Martin
Solomon in Dallas, Texas ... "I used to
read the Jewish News in print when I
lived in Detroit and now read your col-
umn online in Dallas.”
KORN KORNER ... A rabbi, to
show his humility before God, cries out
in the middle of a service, "Oh, Lord, I
am nobody!"
The cantor, deeply moved, follows suit
and cries, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The shammes, deeply moved, follows
suit and cries, "Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The rabbi turns to the cantor and
says, "Look who thinks he's nobody!"
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Howard Camden ... A bum, who
obviously has seen more than his share
of hard times, approaches a well-dressed
gentleman on the street.
"Hey, buddy, can you spare two dol-
lars?"
The well-dressed gentleman asks, "You
are not going to spend it on liquor are
you?"
"No, Sir, I don't drink," says the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in
some card game, are you?" asks the gen-
tleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the
bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a
golf course for greens fees, would you?"
asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play
golf."
"You wouldn't waste the money for
fishing gear, flies, boots or rods, would
you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum. "I don't fish.
The man asks the bum if he would
like to come home with him for a
home-cooked meal. The bum accepts
eagerly.
While they are heading for the man's
house, the bum's curiosity gets the better
of him. "Isn't your wife going to be
angry when she sees a guy like me at
your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will
be worth it. I want her to see what hap-
pens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish,
gamble or play golf." Ell

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