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July 26, 2002 - Image 92

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2002-07-26

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Is NOW TAKING
ORDERS FOR
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ONLY KOSHER PRODUCTS USED
IN THE PREPARATION OF ALL FOOD
ALL FOOD PREPARED IN
SHIRLEE'S PRIVATE KITCHEN

WE'LL HELP YOU

ON THAT NEXT

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•PICNIC
•POOLSIDE PARTY
•ETC. • ETC. • ETC.

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WITHOUT SACRIFICING QUALITY OR PORTIONS,
BECAUSE OF OUR OVERWHELMING SUCCESS
WE CAN Now AFFORD TO LOWER OUR PRICES!

"We Grill
On Site!"
MENUS FOR
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THINGS
TO EAT

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or

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*ALL PICNIC & BAR-B-Q
STANDARD PAPER NEEDS!
•COOKIE & BROWNIE TRAY
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Serving beers from around the world and an extensive selection of

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7/26
2002

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OVERDUE CONGRATS ... To
Elizabeth "Lolly" Friedman ... on her
birthday.
ONLY ONE NIGHT for Connie
Francis, the Gaylords and Sal
during
Richards ... Sunday, Aug. 4
_ the three-evening Fiesta Italiano at
Freedom Hill.
KORN KORNER ... An elderly
Floridian calls 911 on her cell phone
to report that her car has been bro-
ken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her
situation to the dispatcher. "They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal and even the acceler-
ator!" she cries.
The dispatcher says, "Stay calm.
An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer
radios in. "Disregard," he says. "She
got in the back seat by mistake."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ... A
woman awakens during the night, and
her husband isn't in bed with her.
She goes downstairs to look for
him, and finds him sitting at the
kitchen table with a cup of coffee in
front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear
from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she asks.
"Why are you down here at this time
of night?"
The husband looks up from his
coffee, "Do you remember 20 years
ago when we were dating, and you
were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
"Do you remember when your
father caught us kissing in my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife,
lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The husband continues, "Do you
remember when he shoved the shot-
gun in my face and said, 'Either you
marry my daughter, or I'll send you
to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that, too," she replies
softly.
He wipes another tear from his
cheek and says, "I would have gotten
out today." [11

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