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the name (although
of yesteryear's much
note, Hoe Hoe Inn
owned by cousins
Eugene Foo and
Tung S. Woo.
It'll be called Hoa
Hoa Inn Tea House
of Harvest Moon ... and slated to
open in the Maple Place Shopping
Center on Novi Road and 13 Mile
Road in Novi.
ERRATA, TYPO, ETC. Dept. ...
The name is Trudy Stern, not Judy
Stein ... as boo-booed in the July 5
item on Maynard Feldman's 90th.
KORN KORNER ... "Wow, man,"
Timmy said. "God parted the Red Sea
and let His people through on dry
"Sorry," said the 'biblical' scholar.
But that wasn't the Red Sea, it was the
Reed Sea. And its water is only one
foot deep. No miracle was involved."
"Oh," said Timmy. Then, reading
on a little more, he said, "Wow, man!
What a miracle! God drowned all
those Egyptians in one foot of water!"
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
another version of a pretty well
ripened one ... In the early 1920s,
three Jews emigrated to the United
States. As so often happened in those
days the American immigration offi-
cials at Ellis Island simplified their
complicated names on the official
records. In this case, the three were
recorded as Diamond, Gold and
Many years later, they met and
asked how each of them had done.
Diamond: ."Oh, I've done very well.
With my name I started a jewelry
store. Right from the start it was suc-
cessful. Now there are Diamond
Jewelers all over the country."
Gold: "Well, brother Diamond, I,
too, have succeeded. Same idea. Gold?
So I started the Gold Ornaments
Shop. The shop succeeded wonderful-
ly. The branches spread. Now I'm-a
Taylor: "With me it wasn't so sim-
ple. My name is Taylor, so I started a
clothing store. I worked very hard, but
it failed. So I started another, but it
also failed. My family, they were starv-
ing. So what could I do but pray to
God. Oh, Lord, I said, help me pros-
per. Lord, if you do, I'll promise to
give you 50 percent of the profits."
Diamond and Gold: "Well, tell us.
Did it work?"
Taylor: "Did it work? You never
heard of Lord and Taylor?"
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