entree 50% off Monday - Wednesday only Of equal or lesser value. Expires 7/31/02 Dine in only (248) 474-2420 Movie bad guy STEVEN BERKOFF Jewish French Connection director, who was left feeling like a real criminal on — according to gossip Web site Tuesday, June 25, when he was PageSix.com — immediately fired off a deported from America. letter to the Variety editor. The British Beverly Hills Cop actor, pro- The letter reads, "If Mr. Stone and I filed in the Jewish News on June 21 ("A were in a land dispute, I would not be Taste for Blood," page 68), was scheduled justified in murdering him or his to perform the play Shakespeare's Villains, friends and relations." in which he portrays a number of the And in response to Stone's third- Bard's best bad guys, June 26 as part of party idea, Friedkin snipes, "Will Mr. Stone volunteer his son or daughter to the Ann Arbor Summer Festival and June become part of this force?" 27 in Grand Rapids. But American immigration officials STEVEN SPIELBERG admits he is a deported him before he could take the stage, reportedly for a visa violation. better father than a filmmaker. The Minority Report director has Berkoff moans from his London home, "It was a nightmare. I have clocked up dozens of successful and never been prevented from working in critically acclaimed movies, but insists America before." he is better at conjuring The performer was sent up breakfasts for the seven children he shares home after being nabbed with wife KATE CAP- by United States SHAW and organizing Immigration and the team at home than Naturalization Service he is on a film set. agents at Detroit He boasts, "When I'm Metropolitan Airport on allegations that he had not making movies, what I'm really, really good at violated the terms of a is organizing a morning. previous work visa issued "I'm good at organizing in 1997, say Ann Arbor Madonna an d Guy all the kids and getting Summer Festival director EVY WARS HAWSKI and Ritchie: Into Kabbalah. their lunches packed and getting them off to school. Berkoff's American agent, I'm Mr. Mom from 6:30 a.m. until the JOE AJLOUNY. Following a two-hour wait during end of my third carpool, like 9 a.m. "But then my wife is the real mom which Ajlouny — who also is an attor- ney — pleaded with the INS to allow for the rest of the day and evening." Berkoff to proceed to Ann Arbor, the But Spielberg does have one fatherly actor was placed on a flight to London. flaw — "I'm really bad at figuring out consequences for my kids when one of Warshawski, who was forced to can- cel the performance, says, "He was not them does something wrong. happy. He called to apologize, to tell "Not that I'm not tough enough, I'm just always short of ideas. My wife me how sad he was over the incident. is much better in the creative conse- "But he's not just sad, he's mad. He kept telling them, 'I'm not a terrorist, quence department." I'm an actor!"' Berkoff was told he had stayed one According to US magazine, former day past the limit of his 1997 visa, Michigander MADONNA has inspired her husband, screenwriter/director GUY says Ajlouny. RITCHIE (Snatch, Swept Away), to Oscar-winning moviemaker WILLIAM write a children's book on the Kabbalah. FRIEDKIN has hit out at OLIVER Madonna, 43, has been studying the STONE after the JFKdirector defend- mystical branch of Judaism for the past five years, and, a source told the maga- ed Palestinian suicide bombers. In a recent interview with Daily zine, she's "gotten Guy into the Kabbalah as well. She is getting him to write at least Variety magazine, Stone, son of a one book on it that will be geared so that Jewish father and non-Jewish mother, young kids can understand it, too." called Israeli settlers "vigilantes" and suggested a third party be sent into the 2002 WORLD ENTERTAINMENT NEWS NETWORK. area to restore peace. All global rights reserved. No unauthorized copying or But his comments incens:-(-1 the redistribution permitted. 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