a ir2iraormovraoraoreiraorwraorairaireirair2irairairamorairairairairami a pr ih • mom. „ am ■ „ 1 L11-I JAPP, v swat ) ALONG WITH HIS large menu selections at Tringale's New York Pizzeria & Deli ... opening this month on 12 Mile in Farmington Hills ... owner Gary Tringale will have one of my favorites from his one-time Joey's on Jefferson ... Shrimp Joey, sautéed in a garlic lemon juice that made it a standout. CONGRATS ... to Marilyn and Avery Warnick ... on their birthdays ... the same date ... July 6 ... to brother. Marvin and sister-in-law Shirley Raskin ... on their 50th anniversary ... to Shirley on her birthday six days later ... to Sean Goldman ... on his birthday. HE WASN'T THERE when his name was called. Neither was Larry Moss. Nor Michael Stein. So Mark Greenstone wouldn't have felt too bad ... except that his key to the 2002 white BMW convertible was the lone one that fit. But the only thing Mark lost out on was having his picture taken ... because present or not ... Mark was the winner of a more than $42,000 auto for the $100 ticket he had bought to be drawn among 850 people. Mark won't easily forget the 12th Annual Hank Greenberg Memorial Golf & Tennis Invitational at Tam O'Shanter and Pine Lake Country Clubs ... with sporting die-hards doing their ball and club or ball and racquet things in muggy 95 degree-plus weather. MAIL DEPT ... from Sol Singerman in La Costa, Calif ... "Some time ago, you had some funny one-liners that appeared on Lindy's menu. I lost my copy of the paper and they were so hilarious that I feel bad not having them anymore. Do you, by any chance, maybe have a paper around?" (No, Sol, sorry, but the papers and files were all burned in the Jewish News fire ... but here are some of them ... Customer. "What does this mean? There's a fly in the bottom of my teacup?" Lindy's waiter: "How should I know? I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller." ... Head waiter at Lindy's: "Sir, you have to wear a tie." Customer: "If I go out and buy a tie, can I get a good table?" Headvvaiter. "No, I don't like your pants either." ... Customer: "Waiter, these are very small oysters. Lindy's waiter: "Yes, sir." Customer: 'And they don't, appear to be -- parileNoN Voted Number One in 1Z Greek and American Dining OUR BEAUTIFUL PATE Is NOW OPEN AND SERVING REGULAR LUNCH DINNER MENUS • Also Available For Your Next Private Bar-B-Q Up To 8o People Complete Carry-Out Service Also Available Our beautiful banquet rooms accomodating up to 25o people are at your disposal for all occasions. • Weddings • Showers • Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, • Anniversaries • Reunions • Birthdays • Banquets • Theme Parties • Baby Namings • Etc. • Etc. • Etc. • Corporate Events • Shiva Dinners Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner " f:> ■ 07:5:: paiiheNON very fresh." Lindy's waiter Then lucky for you they're small." (Ill gather more and print them whenev- er possible.) 6199 Orchard Lake Road (North of 15 Mile) West Bloomfield 248-737-8600 MICHIGAN'S FINEST LAMB CHOPS AND OTHER FAVORITE GREEK SPECIALTIES. a 7/ 5 a 2002 71