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Chops • Pasta
"For such a new place, service was better
than 1 expected attentive, well-timed, skillful
and unobtrusive with basics such as clearing
ishes and refilling glasses, though sometimes
inooze level was too high."
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Dairy Salad Tray
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• Fresh Fruit Tray
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Lounge And Bar Open at 4 p.m.
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W. Fourth Street at Lafayette • Royal Oak
2 Blocks West of Main Street, Next to the Royal Oak Music Theater
• Valet Parking •
248) 582-4700
work with new
amputees, passed
the most stringent
driver's test using
hand controls, am
walking, and will
race snowmobiles
next winter in
Aspen with the
Disabled American Veterans' Winter
Sports Clinic."
LOCALITE P.R. gent Franklin
Dohanyos' funny new murder mys-
tery, Oh Idaho, plays May 17 at •
Vladimir's on Grand River north of
8 Mile in Farmington Hills.
The $35 ticket price includes the
show, three-entree meal with all the
trimmings and one drink ticket ....
For more info, call Franklin at (248)
399-1101.
•KORN KORNER ... From Larry
Raskin in Toledo ... As a senior citi-
zen was driving on 1-95 in Florida,
his car phone rang. Answering, he
heard his wife's voice urgently warn-
ing him. "Herman, I just heard on
the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on 1-95. Please be care-
ful!"
"Hell," said Herman. "It's not just
one. There's hundreds of them."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
A man tries to enter heaven but first
he has a chat with St. Peter, keeper
of the Pearly Gates. Sc. Peter
explains that it is not easy to get
into heaven. There are some criteria
to be met before entry is allowed. St.
Peter asks the man several questions.
Was he religious in life? Did he
attend religious services? Was he gen-
erous? Did he give money to the poor
and to charities? Did he do any good
deeds? Did he help his neighbor?
The man answered, "No.
St. Peter said, "Not good. Not good."
Exasperated, he says, "Look, every-
body does something nice sometime.
Work with me. I'm trying to help.
Now think!"
The man says, "This little old lady
came out of the store and found her
surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels.
They had taken her purse and were
shoving her, taunting and abusing
l•ier. I got so mad I threw my bags
down, fought my way through the
crowd and got her purse back. I
helped her to her feet. Then I went
up to the biggest, meanest biker and
told him how despicable, cowardly
and mean he was and then I spit in
his face.
"Wow," said St. Peter. "That's
impressive. When did this happen?"
"Oh, about ten minutes ago."