gundy sauce and wine jelly at the
Knife and Fork Club on Howard ...
Les Gruber's wine cellar at the London
Chop House on Congress ... Shrimp
with the white Delray sauce at both
Topinka's locations.
The boneless strip sirloin at Wonder
Bar on Washington Boulevard ... It is
also known as a New York strip ...
Roast beef at Belmont Lounge on
Woodward ... Carl Steger and his
repartee at the piano and at Jakks
Lounge on Greenfield in Oak Park ...
Chicken Poulette at Darbys on W.
Seven Mile ... Joe Nash at the Aged 'n
Rare piano on W. Grand Boulevard ....
The 1 1 /4 lb. lobster topped with peanut
sauce at Clam Shop on W. Grand
Boulevard ... The cheese blintzes Wyn
and Harold Landis used to make at Leo
Adler's Harbor Bar ... The blueburger
at Little Denmark on Grand River ...
with blue cheese running through the
rounded morsel ... 18 different kinds of
pizza at Maria's on Puritan.
KORN KORNER ... From Earl
Cashman ... about the doctor telling his
patient, "I have bad news and worse
news for you." "Well," says the patient,
"I guess that I'd like the bad news first."
"Okay," says the doctor, "you are going
to die in 24 hours." "What could possi-
bly be worse than that?" asked the
patient. "I forgot to tell you yesterday,"
says the doctor. (This also qualifies as
an oldie but goodie.)
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept ... The
gent received a parrot for his birthday. It
was fully grown, with a bad attitude and
worse vocabulary. Every other word was
an expletive. Those that weren't exple-
tives were, to say the least, rude.
The gent tried hard to change the
bird's attitude and was constantly say-
ing polite words, playing soft music,
anything that came to mind. Nothing
worked. He yelled at the bird, the
bird got worse. He shook the bird
and the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally, in a moment of desperation,
the gent put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird
squawking, kicking and screaming
and then, suddenly, all was quiet.
He was frightened that he might
have actually hurt the bird and quick-
ly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto
his owner's extended arm and said, "I'm
sorry that I offended you with my lan-
guage and actions. I ask your forgive-
ness. I will try to check my behavior."
The gent was astounded at the
bird's change in attitude and was
about to ask what changed him when
the parrot continued, "May I ask
what the chicken did?" 0

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4189 Orchard Lake at Pontiac Trail in West Bloomfield

(248) 865-0000

Open 7 Days a Week for Lunch & Dinner

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