* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * increasingly wants to borrow the weapon. The good news this season — yes, there is some — is that with The Nanny and Suddenly Susan (the JAP stereotypical Vicki may have been mar- ried to a decent sort of rabbi, but she was definitely cringe material) having passed into the lucrative afterlife of syn- dication, parodies of spoiled shop-a- holic Jewish women on primetime tele- vision have given way to spoiled shop- a-holic Italian women on The Sopranos. And despite rumors to the contrary, the girls on Sex and the City can't pos- sibly be Jewish: Carrie only shops retail, Samantha is a nymphomaniac, Miranda is too thin, Charlotte is mar- ried to the only Scottish doctor on Park Avenue, and they're always pick- ing at a salad and getting tanked on cosmopolitans at lunchtime. In short, Jewish viewers are likely to find this season as unsatisfying as countless others. As in real life, Jews on television this year are still married to, or dating, non-Jews. It cuts down on interesting sources of conflict, according to the writers, if two charac- ters both celebrate Chanukah and know the difference between a matzah ball and kreplach — as if the writers never noticed the surfeit of conflicts within the Jewish community. And there are still many Jews who, while they have Jewish names and look Jewish, never identify themselves as such. But, of course, we've never heard of that in real life, have we? ❑ EVERYBODY KNOWS WE HAVE THE BEST HOMEMADE TUNA IN TOWN! TRY OUR DELICIOUS HOMEMADE POTATO SALAD & COLE SLAW! OUR HOMEMADE FAT-FREE TUNA ALSO CAN'T BE BEAT! WE CUT OUR LOX BY HAND! OPEN 7 DAYS M-SAT. 7 AM TO 10 PM SUN. 7 AM TO 10 PM OUR TRAYS CAN'T BE BEAT FOR QUALITY & PRICE! 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"I was convinced that He was referring to the Israeli actor's the director hated me." performance as desert Instead, an warrior Ardeth Bay, impressed Steve Brendan Fraser's dashing !Somners expanded Mummy-busting cam- -°...Fehr's role and re- padre in The Mummy wrote the ending so and The Mummy Returns. the originally doomed "Given the political sit- Bay could be in the uation, that was the sequel. nicest compliment I For UC: Undercover, could get," says the star the training went way of the new NBC drama beyond sword fight- UC: Undercover, who was ing. Fehr studied with voted Sexiest Import by real S.W.A.T. team People magazine in 1999. members (his experi- "Arabs have been unfairly ence in the Israeli typecast as terrorists, and Oded Fehr utilizes his expe- navy during the Gulf rience as a former member of War and working El I was proud to play one the Israeli navy in his role on Al security proved who was heroic." "UC: Un d ercover." After twice portraying helpful). .the saber-slinging Bay, it He also interviewed was Fehr who was typecast. Requests FBI undercover agents and was struck poured in for him to play mysterious by how similar their job was to his foreigners; he declined them all. "If I own. "They would talk about their wasn't careful, I was going to be doing `role' and learning their lines and when - ethnic types all my life," he says. they're 'in character,'" he says. "That When UC: Undercover creator Shane was a revelation." L11, Salerno asked him to play a Justice Department undercover unit leader UC: Undercover airs 10 p.m. with the non-ethnic name of Frank Sundays on NBC. Donovan, Fehr jumped at the chance. For the Tel Aviv native, it was a break ITALIAN GRILL CO A LIVELY NEIGHBORHOOD BAR & GRILL WHERE LARGO'S TRADITIONAL MENU IS FEATURED ALONG WITH SANDWICHES, PIZZAS AND AN INNOVATIVE "PASTA GRILL" SECTION. 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