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rying to think of a way to help victims of the Sept. 11
terrorist attacks on America, Maria Carinci suggested to
fellow hair stylists at Hair Forte Salon that they hold a
cut-a-thon.
"We're like everyone else who really wants to make a difference,"
she says. "We want those who were affected straight-on to see the
American people are really helping out."
Seven of the West Bloomfield shop's styl-
ists, including owner Andrea Stanberger,
decided to make a donation of time and
proceeds from haircuts and styles given from
noon to 4 p.m., Sunday, Oct. 14, at Hair
Forte Salon, 7408 Haggerty Road.
The group then checked the Internet and
decided to make the contribution to the
New York Police, Fire Widows and
Children's Benefit Fund. "We found they
SHELL' LIEBMAN looked like they needed more help than
some of the other groups," Carinci says.
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By Goldfein

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Yiddish Limericks

Here are some observations about money:

— Martha Jo Fleischmann

"Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money."

Arthur Miller

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thisyear's-uket7p7jetioit dinner-tb'
raise funds‘f(itilie Israel Di f
Forces.

An oilman said, "Och viz vai.1*
I just went meth. ula** today.
I can't explain why
My wells came up dry.
'En &ere/ mein gelt3-'*" all I can say."

* Alas and alack
"* bankrupt
*** (literal) My money's in the ground.
(figurative) My money's gone to heck (lost).

Lighter Moments

The IDF

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"Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it
finally disappears."

"We are strong, we are united and we will not be
deterred."
—Robert W Sarno ff
Gary Shiffman, one of the dinner co-chairs for
the
Michigan
Friends of the Israel Defense Forces'
"Money is always there. But the pockets change."
annual
solidarity
dinner at Congregation Shaarey
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Gertrude Stein
Zedek, about the resolve of Jews to assure Israel's sur-
vival..
If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could
make a wonderful living.
Jewish proverb "Life is not worthwhile without it. Most Jews in
America learned that song from me."
— Non-Jewish entertainer Harry Belafonte, when
— From "Oy Vey! The Things they Say! A Book of Jewish Wit,"
asked
by the New York Times, 'Are you still singing
Ariel Books
7-lava Negilla?"

—

IDF Brig. Gen. Eniezel Hemeli and
Maj. Gen. Moshe Evry Sukenik salute
during the playing of "Hatikvah" at
Congregation Shaarey Zedek.

) Jewish Ifinseum
Reopens

New York museum shows life amid
the ruins.

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US. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D.-
NY, and New York Gov. George Pataki,
second from left, walk from the Museum
of Jewish Heritage's reopening ceremony in
downtown Manhattan, with the museum's
director, David Marwea

) What's Eating Harry
Eirsbaum?

What do you to escape reality? Watch
Reality Television?
Wednesdays at

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— Joshua Paul Cane, JN Online
Web producer

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