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May 18, 2001 - Image 87

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2001-05-18

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those free cold lemonade drinks
given them by Rob Pliskow and his
insurance agency staff
At the
Berkley Winter Parade, Rob and his
staff give
Give the onlookers free hot
chocolate.
CONGRATS ... to optical gent
Bill Rosen ... on his 75th birthday ...
Bill and wife Jeanette now live in Ft.
Lauderdale ... to barrister Louis
Gordon ... on his 67th birthday.
WHAT PEOPLE TALK about ...
The new chef from Tuscany at
Paparazzi at Sugar Tree Plaza,
Orchard Lake Road in West
Bloomfield ... The interior of
Gallery Restaurant at Bloomfield
Plaza, Telegraph and 15 Mile ...
Customers asking waitress at local
eatery for sunny side eggs ... made
with Eggbeaters.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE ... from
insurance boss Howard Camden ...
One day this guy, who has been
stranded on a desert island all alone
for 10 years, sees an unusual speck
on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship," he
thinks to himself. As the speck gets
closer and closer, he begins to rule
out it being a small boat, then even
a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf
comes this drop-dead gorgeous
blond woman wearing a wet suit and
scuba gear. She approaches the
stunned guy and says to him, "Tell
me, how long has it been since
you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replies the stunned
man. With that, she reaches over
and unzips a waterproof pocket on
her left sleeve and pulls out a pack
of fresh cigarettes. He rakes one,
lights it, takes a long drag and says,
"Man oh man! Is that ever good!"
'And how long has it been since
you've had a sip of bourbon?" she
asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies,
"Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips a water-
proof pocket on her right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig
and says, "Wow, that's absolutely
fantastic!"
At this point, she starts slowly
unzipping the long zipper that runs
down the front of her wet suit, looks
at him very seductively and asks,
"And how long has it been since
you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls
to his knees and says, "Praise heaven!
Don't tell me you have golf clubs in
there, too!"

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