curean dinner ... during which the
live auction will feature numerous
choice wines.
Tickets are $200 per person ... and
limited ... For more info, call (248)
584-4150 ... John Bloom is Fanclub
executive director.
CONGRATS ... to Rose and Jerry
Light ... on their 47th anniversary.
"YOU CERTAINLY won't be see-
ing the word Tiger after my name
anytime soon. When people ask me
my handicap I simply smile and
point to my bag," says Franklin
Dohanvos, Royal Oak public rela-
tions gent.
His newest book, "501 Golf Jokes
for (Almost) All Occasions" ($10,
Kensington Press) is available at
Borders, Walden, B. Dalton and
other fine bookstores in the United
States ... Also at all Chapters
Bookstores throughout Canada.
Franklin's other works include
"Zuzu Bailey's It's a Wonderful Life
Cookbook", now in soft cover, and
The Cats of Our Lives."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE ... A
young Jewish boy went out west to
college. One day in his senior year he
called home and said to his mother,
"Mom, I've got a surprise for you.
I'm getting married."
"Lucky you," his mom said.
"Finding a nice young Jewish girl out
in a place like Wyoming."
"Mom," his son replied, "she isn't
Jewish. She's a Native American."
The mother fainted and wouldn't
talk to him for a month.
When she finally agreed to come to
the phone, she said, "If you're going
to marry an Indian, at least bring her
home to me.
Her son said, "Mom, we've already
decided where to live. We're moving
to the reservation."
The mother fainted again. This
time she didn't talk to her son for six
months. When she finally agreed to
come to the phone, her son said,
"Mom, I've got some good news this
time. You're going to be a grand-
mother."
She hesitated, then said, "A grand-
mother is not a bad thing to be."
Feeling pleased for the first time, she
called once a month to find out how
things were. Then one day she heard
from her son. "Mom, I've got great
news. We've just had a son. And
we've decided to give him a Jewish
name.
The mother smiled, "Ahh. A
Jewish name for my grandson. What
is it?"
"Smoked Whitefish." ❑

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