... It is a compact, cozy 85-seater ...
with food prepared by Executive Chef
Ali El-Kafaji, who joined the Middle-
Eastern restaurant a couple of weeks
after opening.
HE'S BEEN retired from the deli-
catessen business, but Sam Lerman's
over 40 years' experience in the deli
game hasn't gone unnoticed.
He's somewhat "unretired" now and
purring his expertise into high gear as
advisor, etc., to the new deli that will
open at Casino Windsor.
Much more than just an advisor,
Sammy has been spending the past two
months teaching and training.
He is the former owner of Ben &
George's Delicatessen in Livonia ... and
before that, a super counterman at
many of the local area's finest delis ...
Sammy's knowledge will do wonders
for the new, yet unnamed deli coming
to Casino Windsor.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE ... A girl,
wanting to earn some money, decided
to hire herself out as a handyman-type
and started canvassing a wealthy neigh-
borhood ... She went to the front door
of the first house and asked the owner
if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How
much will you charge?"
"The girl said, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the
paint and materials that she might need
were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house,
heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the
porch goes all the way around the
house?"
The man replied, "She should, she
was standing on it."
A short time later, the girl came to
the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the girl answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the girl added, "it's
not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
KORN KORNER ... A guy goes
into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt
open at the collar ... The bouncer tells
him he must wear a necktie to get in ...
So the guy goes out to his car and has
no luck finding a necktie ... He sees a
set of jumper cables in his trunk ... In
desperation he ties the jumper cables
around his neck, fashions a fairly
acceptable-looking knot ... lets the ends
dangle free ... and goes back to the
restaurant ... The bouncer carefully
look him over and says, "Well, OK, I
guess you can come in. Just don't start
anything." DJ

West Bloomfield
4189 Orchard Lake Road
at Pontiac Trail
(248) 865-0000
Fax: (248) 865-0020

Laurel Park Plaza, Livonia
37716 W. 6 Mile Road
next to Hotel Marriott, Livonia
(734) 464-7400
Fax: (734) 464-1133

Enjoy our Middle Eastern catering for all your special occasions:

Customized catering menu created by you...
Catering on and off premises.

Free delivery and
hostess provided

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