i ts DAME Entertainment from page 67 Dame Edna wants everyone to know about her ner new- found" religion: Yudaism and its many wonderful aspects." One important difference is that Dame Edna is "part Jewish" and Humphries is not. "I found out by tracing my family tree that my great-great-great grandmother Rebecca was Jewish. She was a feminist and an activist before her time, sort of a modern oldster," Edna beams. Edna says since she's not Orthodox, she doesn't observe Jewish laws, but "during the High Holidays, I feel twinges of guilt because I know I should be doing something more. "I don't fast on Yom Kippur, so that makes me feel sort of piggish. But I want to point out that I never eat pork. Because of my hectic schedule, it's difficult for me to attend a synagogue." She wishes she would have learned about her Jewish identity long ago so that her children "could have had bar and bat mitzvahs," and her family could have become well versed in Jewish culture. "But I'm proud of Rebecca and my Jewish roots, and I want everyone to know it," she says. Edna is a jet-setter, flitting around the globe to visit world leaders, and dividing her time between her homes in Sydney, London, Switzerland and Malibu. One of her favorite things to do is have tea with Stephen Hawking, the brilliant British physicist. She is convinced she's somehow related to former U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, but Edna's not sure how. Albright also learned not too long ago that she has Jewish roots. "Maybe that's . why I feel we're kin," 3/16 2001 70 Edna says. "It seems that my Jewishness connects me with a lot of people around the world. Maybe this will someday help me write an agony column for Vanity Fair magazine." Dame Edna proudly stresses the heavy Jewish fla- voring of the Royal Tour: Producers Leonard Soloway, Chase Mishkin, Steven Levy and Jonathan Reinis; associate producers Adam Friedson, David Friedson, Allen Spivak and Larry Magid; and light- ing designer Jason Kantrowitz all are Jewish. "The ganseh mishpachah is here," Edna quips. "It's a real kosher production. And I try to apply a Jewish brand of humor to my act in the true tradition of the wonderful Jewish comedy stars of history" Dame Edna's "Royal Tour" is billed as an interac- tive, stand-up comedy musical revue, but she calls it a "sit-down comedy act with a lot of byplay with the audience." She's accompanied. by two "gorgeous Ednaettes." She'll share her wisdom and beauty tips with her "adoring possums in Detroit" so they can experience "my hands-on magic for themselves and their wives, children, significant others and same-sex partners. I sing, dance, tour the stage and trawl the auditorium." The most common misconception about Dame Edna is that her show is just a drag or cross-dressing act. "That's a slur," she bristles with feigned irritation. "Would you say that about Barbra Streisand or Lily Tomlin? Of course not. That infers that I'm just a man dressed up as a woman. "Now I know how former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher felt. She was accused of being a man. I'm definitely a liberated woman. We just let the audiences decide on their own." During her typical act, she tells an overweight woman in the audience, "I love that fabric. ... You were lucky to find so much of it." If an audience member informs her she's from the suburbs, Edna says, "Oh, you live in the country. On a dirt road? And you put your makeup on in the car, didn't you?" Edna admits that while many actresses are close to their psychics, she talks to her gynecologist daily "I have an exploratory every night before I go on stage," she muses. Because her late husband suffered from prostate problems, she founded the "Friends of the Prostate," which holds regular meetings to discuss prostate issues. "My dream is to build a 'Prostate World' theme park in Florida," she intones. "It should be a great urological adventure." Dame Edna has had an affinity for Detroit since her years in England, when her car "used to be mended at a garage called Detroit Motors. I always envisioned Detroit as a beautiful city with tree-lined streets and quaint shops," she explained. "So I've looked forward to exploring the city and performing there." The Dame seems to delight in overshadowing Humphries, whose 50-year show business career has spanned Australia, Europe, Asia, the Middle East and the United States. He has won numerous awards,