same owner ... as Larco's Italian Grill gets ready to open on Orchard Lake Road, just north of Maple in West Bloomfield ... former site of Confetti's,_ Mr. B's, Flying Fish and Madison Bistro. Opening is scheduled for sometime in March ... Its other restaurant, Larco's Italian Chophouse, is on W. Big Beaver, in Troy. Both are owned by Mark and Sue Larco ... Their chef in West Bloomfield will be his brother, Mike Larco ... Father of both sons was the late Pete Larco. OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ... An elderly gentleman goes to a diner every day for lunch ... He always orders the soup du jour ... One day the manager asks him how he liked his meal. The old man replies, -"It was good, but you could give a little more - bread." So the next day the manager tells the waitress to give him four slices of bread "How was your meal, sir?" the manager asks ... "It was good, but you could give a little more bread," came the reply. So the next day the manager tells the waitress to give him eight slices of bread ... "How was your meal, sir?" the manager asks ... "It was good, but you could give a little more bread." So ... the next day the manager tells the waitress to give him a whole loaf of bread with his soup ... "How was your meal, sir?" the manager asks, when *he comes to pay ... "It was good, but you could give just a little more bread," came the reply once again. The manager is now obsessed with seeing this customer say that he is sat- isfied with his meal, so he goes to the bakery and orders a six-foot-long loaf of bread ... When the man comes in as usual the next day, the waitress and the manager cut the loaf in half, butter the entire length of each half, and lay it out along the counter, right next to his bowl of soup ... The old man sits down, and devours both his bowl of soup, and both halves of the six-foot- long loaf of bread. The manager now thinks he will get the answer he is looking for, and when the old man comes up to pay for his meal, the manager asks in the usual way, "How was your meal TODAY, sir?" The old man replies, "It was good as usual, but I see you are back to giving only two slices of bread!" KORN KORNER ... From Sam Michelstein in Chicago ... Why did- n't the dog speak to his foot? ... Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw El The Sheik of west Bloomfield Invites You To Enjoy the Finest In Middle Eastern Catering For All Occasions • Bar Mitzvahs • Bat Mitzvahs • Showers • Banquets • Anniversaries • Reunions • Holiday Parties • Corporate Events . Dean Hachem, Proprietor Customized catering menu created by you • Catering on and off premises Free delivery and hostess provided • Private room for up to 100 people the West Bloomfield & Detroit 4189 ORCHARD LAKE AT PONTIAC TRAIL IN WEST BLOOMFIELD (248) 865 -0000 Our second location, The Sheik at Laurel Park, opening soon. Open 7 Days a Week for Lunch & Dinner 2/23 200 07