highly recommended ... Call McVee's
at (248) 352-8243.
The group is made up of Richard
Victor, keyboards; Scott "Scooter"
Bassett, bass; John Mills, sax; and Rick
Trost, drums.
For more info about Bare Assets, their
web site is vvww.lawyersplayjazz.com .
SIT AT THE small four-stool
counter or at two little "ice cream
tables for two people each in a small
setting ... But a treat ... with soups
and homemade breads baked on the
premises, or coffee and homemade
muffins, also baked on the spot, reg-
ular or fat-free.
It is Dakota Bread at the Boardwalk
shopping center on Orchard Lake
Road ... Breads like "Sugar Buster"
made without sugar or white flour;
caramel apple, foccacia, apricot oat,
etc ... Quite an interesting assortment
... And soups like potato, broccoli,
seven-bean, chili with chicken or
meat, clam chowder, etc.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept ...
from Larry Raskin in Toledo ... A
man is dining in a fancy restaurant
and there is a gorgeous redhead sit-
ting at the next table ... He has been
checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass
eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man ... he reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am s000 sorry," the
woman says as she pops her eye back
in place. Let me buy your dinner to
make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards the woman
invites him to the theater followed
by drinks ... After paying for every-
thing, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap
... and stay for breakfast the next
morning.
The next morning, she cooks a
gourinet meal with all the trimmings
... The guy is amazed ... Everything
had been incredible.
"You know," he said, "you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "you just hap-
pened to catch my eye."
KORN KORNER ... from Mason
Geller ... A fellow goes to a psychia-
trist, "Doc, I keep having these alter-
nating recurring dreams. First I'm a
teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm
a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's
driving me crazy. What's wrong with
me?" ... the doctor replies, "It's very
simple. You're two tents."

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YOUR CHOICE OF:
• Cup of Soup & Salad
• Sandwich & Salad
• Sandwich and Cup of Soup

non't Tor-get...the Sheik Cat, erg All Occasions

• Customized catering menu created by you
• Catering on and off premises
• Free delivery and hostess provided
• Private room for up to 100 people

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• Bar Mitzvahs
• Bat Mitzvahs
• Showers
• Banquets

• Anniversaries
• Reunions
• Holiday Parties
• Corporate Events

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4189 Orchard Lake at Pontiac Trail in West Bloomfield - (248) 865-0000

Open 7 Days a Week for Lunch & Dinner

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