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buffet will be announced ... with the
series starting to get better each
time.
KID'S BAKE-OFF contest by
Kroger will have 10 youngsters, 9 to
13, vying for prizes ... The biggie is
the winner's grand prize to Pillsbury's
finals in June ... Number one gets a
trip for himself and three guests to
Orlando, Fla.
Entry forms and rules can be gotten
at participating Kroger stores ...
Deadline is Dec. 31, 2000.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept ... A
Jewish couple won $20 million in the
lottery ... They immediately went out
to begin a life of luxury ... and bought
a magnificent mansion estate ... sur-
rounding themselves with all the mate-
rial wealth imaginable.
The couple then decided to have a
butler and, wanting the best, traveled
to London to hire one ... They found
the perfect butler through an agency
and brought him back to their home
in the United States.
The day after his arrival, they
instructed him to set up the dining
room table for four ... that they were
inviting the Cohens to brunch ... The
couple then left the house to do some
shopping.
When they returned, they found the
table set for eight ... and asked the but-
ler why eight, when he was specifically
instructed to set the table for four ...
The butler replied, "The Cohens tele-
phoned and said that they were bring-
ing the Bagels and the Bialys."
This one is from Alyce King ...
about the Jewish lady calling the news-
paper and asking for its obituary sec-
tion ... The obit gent asks, "What can I
do for you?" ... "I'd like to place an
obituary" ... "How would you like it to
read?" ... "Irving Cohen died" ...
"That's it? 'Irving Cohen died?"' ...
"That's it" ... "But you get four lines in
the obit. It's included in the price" ...
"All right. Irving Cohen died. Cadillac
for sale."
KORN KORNER ... from Avery
Warnick ... A baal tshuvah (newly
observant) house painter was meeting
with his rabbi during the Days of Awe,
and wondering how he could correct
his previous misdeeds.
"Rebbe, I've done awful things as a
painter. I've done sloppy jobs, used
inferior quality paints and lied about
it, cut my paints with turpentine, and
cut corners. How can I make up for
these evil deeds that I've committed?"
The rabbi thought for a while,
looked at the painter and then pro-
nounced, "Repaint, repaint, and thin
no more.

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The Sheik of west Bloomfield
Invites You To Enjoy the Finest
In Middle Eastern Catering
For All Occasions

Bar Mitzvahs
• Bat Mitzvahs
• Showers
• Banquets

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Anniversaries
Reunions
Holiday Parties
Corporate Events

Dean Hachem, Proprietor

Customized catering menu created by you • Catering on and off premises
Free delivery and hostess provided • Private room for up to 100 people

The

West Bloomfield & Detroit

4189 ORCHARD LAKE AT PONTIAC TRAIL IN WEST BLOOMFIELD

(248) 865-0000
Our second location, The Sheik at Laurel Park, will open in January, 2001

Open 7 Days a Week for Lunch & Dinner

12/22
2000

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