The Board of Directors and Staff of JEWISH Yad Ezra ADS from page 180 wishes to.:than k the Jewish community OT \, its • generous :support in assisting us e C iii Ina des t emendous difference in person's abocates are repentance and god °lea:" L fverZ r= OF OUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS A WE LOOK FOR'WARD TO SERVING YOU IN OUR NEW STORE THIS COMING YEAR. I NITERN ATICD IV AL COUNCIL OF METRO DETROIT ISHES A VERY HAPPY, HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR MEMBERS AND FRIENDS 9/29 2000 182 In an ad for the new Saatchi Synagogue in London, part of a contro- versial campaign for a synagogue pitch- ing itself as an Orthodox alternative for those under the age of 45, there's a pic- ture of a meatball on a toothpick. Over the nosh is the headline: "At our new synagogue, this is the only thing that gets rammed down some- one's throat." The ad copy goes on to read, "We don't see why an Orthodox service must necessarily be a boring service." Many Jewish advertisers take this tack: The cohort they're after thinks Judaism is irrelevant, boring, staid, obsolete, coercive, synagogue-based, Sunday school, you name it. They're looking for the hipper, more interest- ing alternative. The Objection: "Sure we hated Hebrew school, but don't remind us. Instead of focusing on the negative, tell us how Judaism can be a positive influence in our lives." • The "There Has to Be More to Life" Audience "Better than shopping. Better than tennis. Better than sleeping in." That's the headline on an ad for an "anxiety- free, no-Hebrew-necessary" beginner's Sabbath service sponsored by the National Jewish Outreach Program. The service will "keep you looking for- ward to Saturday mornings." The assumption here is of a cohort that is fed up with the spiritual emptiness of typical American rituals like the ixeekend. These consumers have material comfort, but feel a spir- itual void. Jewish connection can pro- vide the meaning that they're missing. The Objection: "Who are you to say my life is empty? It's quite rich, thank you very much. What I'm looking for is a Jewishness that will enrich, not replace, the activities that already give me satisfaction." • The "Old Time Religion" Audience A Cleveland funeral home boasts of a refurbished library and a "state-of-the- art" sound system. At the same time, "there's a lot we haven't changed. Like the traditions of our faith. We still wash and purify the deceased. We still use wooden caskets. And we are still here to advise Jews of the traditions and rituals that help make grief bearable and enable life to go on." For this target audience, Judaism provides the comforts of tradition, roots and stability in a world that emphasizes change, immediacy and mobility. It's where one turns for life cycle and holiday rituals and ceremonies. It provides a way to talk to God in times of distress and celebration, grat- itude and mourning. It is your father's Oldsmobile. The Objection: "Ugh, it's my father's Oldsmobile." • The "Don't Think It Can't Happen Here" Audience "When we stand as one, hate can't stand against us," reads the ad for the Jewish Community Federation of Richmond, Va. The ad lists recent anti-Jewish incidents, and declares that "a new wave of anti-Semitism is sweeping over the world." Supporting Federation is "our best weapon against those who wish to destroy us." This is a less popular tack than it once was, except among "defense" agencies like the Anti-Defamation League and the Simon Wiesenthal Center. It is meant to appeal to those who feel the social acceptance and economic security of contemporary American Jewry is fragile. For this cohort, Jewish belonging is an obligation, to honor the memory of the victims and to rebuke our ene- mies. Unity is strength. Finding "meaning" in Judaism is fine, but a luxury, not a priority. The Objection: "This is America 2000, not Berlin 1938. First you tell me that the gentiles are out to destroy me, then you object when they want to marry me." • The "Judaism for Dummies" Audience To encourage neophytes to take part in the daily study of Talmud, or Daf Yomi, a full-page ad features a clean- shaven, casually dressed man, reading a volume of Talmud and sitting next to a stack of 19 more. The tag line: "I'm on my way to finishing the entire Talmud. Pretty good for someone with two years of Hebrew school." The target cohort is a close relative of the "Judaism doesn't have to stink" crowd. Judaism is intimidating, com- plex, esoteric. They'd like to get more connected to Jewishness, but don't have the background, and feel they'll never break the code. They'll enroll if you remove the prerequisites. The Objection: "I'm no dummy." Two Good Ones So much for the negatively received JEWISH ADS on page 184