Arts.01Entertain Cyber Spot Cyber Spot reviews and Web site addresses are now on JN Online: www.detroitjewishnews.com Content Design Ease of Use We will be open for dinner Closed for lunch Labor Day GOOD Monday, September 4, 2000 Make your reservations now Every Tuesday night we now feature For The Jews Sushi 7295 Orchard Lake Road, West Bloomfield, Michigan 48322 (Robin's Nest Shopping Plaza) JAMES D. BESSER Special to the Jewish News I 248-932-8934 Reservations Suggested Visit our website at: www.ladifference.com w. :r".4' Weekend Dinner Special Served Friday, Saturday, Sunday MONDAY-THURSDAY • AUGUST 28TH -31ST • AFTER 3:00 PM_ ENTIRE FOOD BILL Valid with coupon only 1 coupon per couple • Not valid with any other discount Expires 8/31/00 • Excludes dinner for two FAMILY RESTAURANT 29221 NORTHWESTERN HUVV. (Corner of 12 Mile Rd.) Southfield • C"..e:11.2E3) 358 r NEM MIN NMI MEM II ■ 1 COUPON ■ O NMI MINIM =III I FAMILY ITALIAN DINING & PIZZA I RATED #1 BY THE ONES WHO COUNT— OUR CUSTOMERS" I 4033 W. 12 MILE, 3 Blks. E. of Greenfield, Berkley 548-3650 I DAILY LUNCH & DINNER SPECIALS I ROUND PIZZA SQUARE PIZZA I PIZZA - RIBS - FISH I HOMEMADE GARLIC BREAD SMALL OR LARGE SMALL - MED LARGE ON FOOD PURCHASES I OF $6 OR MORE I DINING ROOM, CARRY-OUT I • 1 COUPON PER TABLE • ONLY ONE COUPON PER PURCHASE • NO SEPARATE CHECKS I I I I I I I I I I JN • EXPIRES 12-31-2000 •COUPON NOT VALID WITH DAILY SPECIALS I • BANQUET ROOMS • BEER • WINE • COMPLETE CARRY-OUT • COCKTAILS.' - $ 1 s it "good for the Jews?" A new site — goodforthejews.com — provides a cute take on a phrase that is an easily lam- poonable part of how American Jews view the world. The site opens with an attractive, if inexplicable graphic: rows and rows of bright seltzer bottles, a photo of Albert Einstein and a diet Coke can. There are no explanations for these images, so use your imagination. In the middle is a big, vivid graphic of a plate with a container of cream cheese surrounded by different kinds of bagels. Huh? Click on that image, and you get to the real heart of the site, where the authors attempt to answer: Is it good for the Jews? Since humor, not enlightenment is the goal here, your choices are limited. Click on "politics" to find out who among the current crop of presidential contenders (well, not exactly current; the list still includes the names of for- mer Sen. Bill Bradley and Sen. John McCain) is good for the Jews. Texas Gov. George W. Bush doesn't fare too badly. He may have a "Goyishe kupp," we learn, "but he comes from a good family, and his mother looks like she could be your Bubbie Helen from New York." But the site hedges: "W" isn't exact- ly a rocket scientist, it informs us, so they'll defer judgment until later in the campaign. Vice President Al Gore is "boring, but a mentsh." No equivocation here; he's good for the Jews. Pat Buchanan? "You're kidding about this one, right?" the site's author asks. But the Reform Party contender could be good for Israel because his election might spur a great new wave of aliya [movement to Israel]. Monica Lewinsky is, well, you can guess. Not great for the Jews. The Dodgers — the site author apparently still thinks longingly of their Brooklyn origins — are good for the Jews. Remember pitcher Sandy Koufax? You get the picture. This isn't exact- ly cutting-edge satire, but it's good for a chuckle, and the idea is cute. Less cute: a "miscellaneous" section that seems to be nothing more than a col- lection of the kinds of trite sayings you can find in any strip-mall greeting card shop. "Your true friends love you any- way." Gag. Still, it's a fun little site and a wel- come diversion from the serious busi- ness of being Jewish. Check it out at: wvvw.goodforthejews.com ❑