THE ONE & ONLY is having concoctions that taste good ... not just being good to look at. "FIESTA! FOR THE Cure" by the Oakland Region of Barbara Ann Karmanos Cancer Institute is Thursday, Aug. 17, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. ... at the Matt Prentice-operated Volcano Grill in the Star-Southfield Entertainment Complex on W. 12 Mile. It's $50 for Volcano Grill's dinner buffet and a movie ticket that can be redeemed at the Star within a year ... Just the movie ticket, without dinner, is $25 ... for a very good cause... call 1-800- OS. Michael Fenberg is chairperson of the Karmanos Institute's Oakland Regional Board of Trustees. CITY OF SOUTHFIELD has come up with a novel way to break up the work day at lunchtime ... "Eat to the Beat" is for thousands of workers in the Southfield sector to enjoy live music and food from area restaurants once a week. It's every Thursday, 11:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., in Southfield's City Centre Plaza, a block west of Evergreen, between Civic Center Drive and the I- 696 Service Drive. HE LOOKS LIKE a former foot- ball player ... and since graduating has been a big supporter of Notre Dame High School, for which Joe Vicari starred ... Head of the Andiamo restaurant chain and president of Hillside Productions that brings big name acts to Freedom Hill, Joe donat- ed 2,000 tickets to Notre Dame High's fund-raiser concert starring the Las Vegas act Scintas, Friday, Aug. 11, at Freedom Hill. MIKE KUCHERSKY, owner of the Fiddler Restaurant, which recently received its liquor license ... and the Sunrise Cafes ... recalls when he was living in Russia years back ... There was this one Mike tells about an old man in Leningrad, sitting on a park bench and dozing ... When he awoke the man noticed two uniformed policemen seated on each side of him ... "My God!" he mumbled. "What did I dream?" Then there was the Russian, says Mike, who was convicted of calling the Minister of Culture a fool ... He got a 20-year sentence ... Five years for slan- der and 15 for revealing a state secret. The story is told, he says, of the Communist who died and went to hell ... Upon his arrival, he told Satan, "Boy, am I happy to be in heaven" ... "But you're mistaken," the devil told him, "this isn't heaven" ... "That's what you think," sighed the comrade. "I just came from Siberia." 0 of West Bloomfield Served Monday - Saturday POM 11:00 am to 3:00 pm YOUR CHOICE OF: • Cup of Soup g Salad • Sandwich Salad • Sandwich and Cup of Soup -- $3 9 5 OPEN FOR LUNCH AND DINNER 7-DAYS 4189 Orchard Lake Road Orchard Lake 248-865-0000 Fax: 248-865-0020 'eV 8/11 2000 89