** * * * * * * * * * * STAR DELI the most important and influential American musicals of all time: West Side Story and Gypsy. Laurents explained that West Side Story was supposed to be about the conflict between Jews and Christians, but that since there were few Jewish gangs around in the late 1950s it was more realistic to spotlight the Italian and Puerto Rican communities. Another one of Laurents' accomplish- ments is jump-starting Barbra Streisand's career by giving her the lead in the Broadway show I Can Get It For You Wholesale, IS ONE OF THE BEST CARRY OUT ONLY RESTAURANTS IN AMERICA! An Excerpt "Original Story By" is fill of juicy anecdotes about major Broadway and Hollywood fig- ures. Here, Arthur Laurents describes an episode that occurred during rehearsals for "Gypsy" for which he wrote the book: kt‘1704744. ; ,. I :ANNIZO:pge: ORIGINAL STORY BY She may not have been the .A .r t h smartest but Ethel Merman knew what she sang and what Laurents she didn't sing. Singing was her security She used it to counterbalance her numerous insecurities, beginning with the fear someone might think she was Jewish. One nonrehearsal day in Philadelphia, [lyricist] Steve [Sondheim] and I ran into Ethel wandering around the city. We asked what she had been up to. "Praying for the show," she hastened to add, 'In church!" About a week later, it was Passover-Easter and [composer] Jule [Styne] decided to give a seder for the principals in the company. Ethel pan- icked: "What'll he serve? What can I eat?" Not a Christian baby I wanted to say but "capon" was all I -did say. "Capon. That's chicken, Ethel." She arrived at the seder, fresh from the hair- dresser, sedately turned out in a little black dress, carrying a small black purse. Jule beamed with pride as he led her to the seat of honor in the center of the long table. She sat down, opened her chic bag and took out a ham sandwich which she put on her plate. At rehearsals, Ethel always had a turkey sand- wich with Russian dressing. Jule went livid. She was his star but it was his seder; her ham sand- wich fouling his plate could not be ignored. He picked it up, threw it on the floor and said: "Ethel, you're insulting the waiters!" Then, behind her back where she couldn't see him, he broke up. That was Jule. But Ethel was Ethel; always a great sense of her audience. When the music Jule arranged for began after the seder, she unobtrusively — and it was next to impossi- ble for Ethel Merman to be unobtrusive — made her way to the piano and began to sing: songs from her shows, requests, old favorites. She kept singing for almost an hour: When she finished, she had won back everyone she had lost. which he directed. His description of discovering Streisand's "calculated spontaneity" -- she pretended to put a wad of gum under her chair before her singing audition — and her magnificent talent at the same moment is price- less. Laurents' and Streisand's careers inter- sected again in The Way We Were, which was based on his years at Cornell and during the Hollywood witch hunt. Although Laurents isn't and has never been either religiously obser- vant or involved with Jewish organizations, his book is full of small observations about being an American Jew of a certain generation and profession. He notes, for instance, that a theater professor at Cornell "had no com- punction about begin- ning a sentence with you Jews,''' which, coupled with his dis- missal of Laurents' talents, only made Laurents more determined to succeed as a writer. A trip to Israel in the 1960s also caused Laurents to declare that "Jews are notoriously anti-homosexual." "I'm anti-religious, actually. Organized religion is terrible, certainly historically. More people were killed in the name of God than anything else," he explains. But in the same breath he notes that "I love Jews. 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