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6199 Orchard Lake Rd. (North of Maple)
West Bloomfield

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2000

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248-737-8600

Hollywood mar-
riages, and most of
them take place in
the movies filmed
here. Which
reminds me of the
much-married
Hollywood lassie,
who was described
as a good housekeeper. With every
settlement she keeps the house. In
Hollywood, a silver wedding anniver-
sary means the 25th husband. When
you're invited to a Hollywood party,
the invitations read, 'Admit bearer
and one wife.'
"When a Hollywood bride walked
into her new home, she turned to
her husband and said, 'Honey, this
house looks familiar. Are you sure we
haven't been married before?'
"My favorite is about two agents
years ago meeting on a Hollywood
street and one said, 'Hey, what are
you so down in the mouth for?' His
friend said, 'It's that new client of
mine. How would you like to repre-
sent a client that sings like Crosby,
wiggles like Presley, fights like John
Wayne and acts like Marlon Brando?'
His friend said, 'Are you screwy?
You'll make a fortune with a guy like
that!' And the other agent said, 'Guy
nothing, ya dope — it's a girl!"
Larry sends regards to all his
friends here.
REUNION DEPT. ... Mumford
High class of 1960, Saturday, Nov.
18, 7 p.m., Detroit Golf Club ...
Call (248) 646-9438 or e-mail
mumfordreunion@mail.corn ... Oak
Park High class of 1970, Saturday,
Aug. 5, at Northfield Hilton ... Call
Mindi Silver-Weiss, (248) 851-4938
or e-mail ophs70@speedchoice.com
... James Vernor class of 1956, Nov.
18, noon brunch at Kingsley Inn ...
Call (248) 723-4562 or e-mail
vernor56@hotmail.com ... Schulze
Elementary 1967 high school grads,
January and June, Nov. 27 at Peking
House ... Call Cheryl Lax Bocknek,
(248) 626-5645 or Santa Lash
Bagdade, (248) 661-2857.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
from Mike Kuchersky, owner of the
Fiddler and the three Sunrise Cafe
restaurants ... About the Russian
commissar laying in an oxygen tent
who was told that he was going fast
... Weakly, the commissar whispered
to his chief assistant, "Ivan, I only
have a few minutes left. I want you
to know I'm leaving you everything.
My house, my farm, my electric
heater. Ivan, everything goes to you.
All I ask from you in return is one