For Openers NW Of Contrasts ir ou can't take anything away from Joe Dumars' illustrious career on and off the basketball court. But the retired Detroit Pistons star didn't get the first standing ovation Monday night at the Michigan Jewish Sports Hall of Fame induction dinner at Congregation Shaarey Zedek. That honor went to 97- year-old race-walking champion Julius Spielberg, who was applauded loudly as he was helped up the stairs to the podium. Spielberg didn't need any help at the senior nationals in Orlando recently, when he won two more gold medals, and he paid tribute to his family for supporting him dur- ing his racing career, which began after he turned 70. The evening was a study in contrasts for the Michigan Jewish Sports Foundation, sponsor of the Hall of Fame at the D. Dan & Betty Kahn Building of the Jewish Community Center. Alan Rothenberg, 0, former Detroiter of Los Angeles, b , said his friends laughed when told he was being inducted into the sports hall, claiming he was the world's worst athlete. Rothenberg was cited for his efforts in promoting amateur and professional soccer, including chairing the 1994 World Cup, the U.S. Soccer Federation and the 1999 Women's World Cup. Inductee Allan Tolmich was amazed at the large num- ber of Detroiters who had lost track of him over the years. After an outstanding career at Wayne University where he set 10 national and world marks as a hurdler/sprinter, Tolmich moved to Chicago in the 1950s and became a business executive. He retired to Indianapolis in recent years. "I knew where I was!" he said. Included among the 500 guests at the event were 130 youngsters up to age 17, whose cost to attend was S1 per year of age. Parents and grandparents met sports celebrities and bid on sports memorabilia to find MJSF programs in cancer research and the annual Hall of Fame Games for ath- letes with disabilities, and munched on Paul Kohn's gourmet delectables. The younger set drove remote-control cars, played miniature golf and ate hot dogs, hamburgers, ice cream sundaes and cotton candy at food and play stations that were intermingled with the adults' stations in Shaarey Zedek's two social halls. 1-7 — Alan Hitsky, Associate Editor Should we continue to annually commemorate Kristallnacht? Certainly 6 Possibly * Absolutely not Vote on JN Online vvww.detroitjewishnevvs.com Results from last week's poll (22 respondents) I take most pleasure in reading books of this theme: classics (9%) fiction (36%) *spirituality (18%) mystery (5%) biography (14%) current events (9%) other (9%) Yiddish Limericks "I don't take your attitude lightly," A husband opossum said rightly. "When I've got the yen, You play dead again, Un macht zach nisht vissendik* nightly!" DOING ONE OF THOSE RE-Au 9 PAST HORAS , M-1 9 DOM' T ,90U - TO/k) TREM?( s-- — Martha Jo Fleischmann botables "They want to buy moral forgiveness at bargain-basement prices." — New York attorney Edward Fagan, denouncing offers by German companies to compensate 250,000 Nazi-era slaves — half of them Jewish — and 480,000 forced laborers with $3.3 billion, instead of the $20 billion asked by attorneys. "In my last relationship, I thought one person spiritually could do the work for two. But I was wrong. My rabbi has taught me more about the Torah and the Bible than I ever ew growing up." — Marla Maples, a Southern Baptist and Donald Trump's ex-wife, who is living in Los Angeles in hopes of breaking her "addiction" to the study of kabbala (Jewish mysticism). "He was swaying right along, as if he were a Chasid." — Rabbi Sammy Intrator of Carlbach Synagogue in New York on pop singer Michael Jackson, who attended a Sukkot service. 0 N. OUT, ._. fit 4 44"/ 4 04:it SOT., 1.Its Fast 2.It's Easy 3.It's Tax Deductible 4.Free Towing 5.Almost Any Condition TRATS IT FLANK ! P-PCTER! FASTER ► F Motorcycles 6 RVs, also ,... < ■ ..,, Donate your car to JARC! * pretend to be unaware GRAPEJEWZ By Mendel LOOK FRAMK,7-1-1E Ma) ARE SHIFT INTO "CHAI" GEAR -..0C) CAN SLOW POWM NOW ASK HIM TO PROP THE CAR Keys, (&) case WE CAN'T FIND I M WHEN.) HE LAMPS A Jewish Association for Residential Care for persons with developmental disabilities 28366 Franklin Road Southfield, MI 48034 (248) 352-5272 v/tty 11/ 5 1999 Detroit Jewish News 5