The BiG Story No one (not even the children) was dressed up when we arrived at the Hillel building (there was no synagogue in Columbia) for Purim services. I was mortified and most especial- ly by the knowledge that everyone was staring, mouth agape, at "Captain Chai," and they all knew he was part of my family. Quite frankly, I did not think I would live through the experience. These many years later, however, I look back rather pleasantly amused by the whole incicent. Were I a psy- chologist, I might also view it as a reason — dare I call it "inspiration"? — for some of the oddball things I do to my children. I like to sing them love songs, leave fake throw up for them to stumble on, wear plastic glasses with googly eyes that spring out and back — all in public. "Mom!" they cry pitifully, plead- ingly. "Puhleeeezel" I know I am not alone. Parents everywhere are just like me, and I have to know who they are. And so, I decided to create a new fea- ture called "Weird Parents," where children everywhere can tell us about their weird parents! Want to contribute? Please, send a brief description of your parent's weird activi-y to: Weird Parents c/a AppleTree 27676 Franklin Road Southfield, MI 48034 fax: (248) 354-6069 e-mail: philapple©earthlink.net Children, YOU MUST check with your parents before contacting us. You do not need to send a photo. (We'll get our own, catching your parent in the very act of being weird. Any other questions? Call AppleTree at (248) 354-6060, ext. 308, and leave a message with your name and number. And now, on the previous page, please meet our first Weird Parent: Shelley Nadiv of Huntington Woods, mother of Danie11,11 1/2; Yoni, 91/2; and Ami, 21/2. II 8/13 1999 68 Detrbit Jewish News Reading And ritin And Torah From the first day schools to learning for girls, here's a short history of Jewish education. Elizabeth Applebaum AppleTree Editor ducation of the masses sounds like a contemporary idea. Who would have imagined it's thousands of years old? First-grader Aaron Buxbaum gets some guidance 1 from sixth grade student Bentzion Elchonen at Yes va Beth Yehudah in Southfield in May 1998 . In the 6th century B.C.E., Ezra the Scribe began a process of educat- ing Jews — all Jews — about the Torah. Working with handpicked instructors called mevinim, Ezra accomplished a remarkable goal: he managed to teach Torah (often, through public readings) to thou- sands of men, women and children. Not that everything he said was immediately _accepted; on the con- trary, as Jews sought to understand Torah in their modern world, they had many questions. This led to the creation of the Midrash. Today, Torah is still read aloud in synagogues and temples. And while a great diversity exists when it comes to interpreting the Torah's contents, Jews everywhere remain committed to the idea of Jewish education. The new school year is about to„, begin. Before you start shopping f-6 the clothes, the shoes and the bac < pack, before you start the lectures of "Turn off the -1/ if you haven't done your homework," before you start sneaking to the library for Math 101 so you can actually understand what your child is lea,7 ing, take a look at what education has meant to Jewish families since the beginning ... School Days, School Days My, how times have changed. The first Jewish "day schools," public facilities specifically for teaching Jewish education, came,/ about in 3 B.C.E. Unlike today, parents weren't likely to find the cost prohibitive: The schools were free. Of course, the teachers couldn't