For Openers...
Listen For The Patter
Of Those Little Feet
"No," replied the mailman. "He
hey are the loves of our
liked
it just as it was."
lives and we don't know
• Q: What things can one learn
what we'd do without them
from a dog?
Sometimes, I think, we're
A: Never pass up the
tempted to try
opportunity
for a joyride.
"They," in this instance,
When
loved
ones come
are dogs and children — not
home,
always
run
to greet
necessarily in order of impor-
them.
tance. Yes, yes, I can already
Take naps and stretch
hear the clamoring from the
before rising.
owners of cats, birds, fish and
Eat with gusto and
armadillos, etc. Well, as soon
enthusiasm.
as I amass some jokes about
Never pretend to be
those pet animals, I'll write
something
you are not.
about them, too.
SY MAN ELLO
On
hot
days,
drink lots
For now, consider some of
Edi to ri al A ssistant of water and lie under a
these:
shady tree.
• Q: What dog says,
When you are happy, dance around
"Meow?"
and wag your entire body.
A: A police dog working undercove r.
Delight in the simple joy of a long
• Q: If a dog loses his tail, where
walk.
does he get another?
Just when we think we've mas-
A: At a retail store.
tered
having pet dependents, we
• A mailman complained to his
assume
it's time for a family. After
boss that a dog had bitten him in the
the
children
arrive, we wonder —
leg that morning.
sometimes for years — if we will
"Did you put anything on it?"
EVER be ready.
asked the supervisor.
T
• A father was trying to teach his
son the evils of drinking alcohol. He
put one worm in a glass of water and
another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while
the one in the whiskey curled up and
died.
"Now what does that show you?"
exclaimed the father.
The youngster thought for a
moment and replied, "It shows that if
you drink alcohol you won't get
worms."
phraseology
(A little taste ofYiddish.)
Gadles ligt oifen mist.
Pride lies on the dunghill.
And so does his brother
Arrogance.
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Blossoms, Inc.
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Travel
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Heating and Cooling
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Entertainment
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Company
Pest Arrest, Inc.
Party Linens
Quotables
Duraclean Specialists
"I run into young men named something like Nolan Rosenberg or Conan Cohen. I notice there are no kids named
Shlomo O'Hara."
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Einstein Bros. Bagels
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M.D.
— "American Spectator" columnist Benjamin Stein, on the trend among Jews to give their children Irish first names.
"Many people back down to 'Big Brother' and pay a fine. But I couldn't accept that as a matter of principle."
— Kirsti Larsen, a Christian Norwegian sent to jail for two days for refusing to pay a $200 fine
for giving her son the name Gesher, which is Hebrew for "bridge." The name is not on the government's list
of approved children's names and was deemed too unusual by Norwegian authorities.
"The Wicked Witch of the West embodied the worst of Nazi tyranny — Hitler's personal messenger sent to tormeni an
unsuspecting Jewess trapped in a strange land whose dangers she could not comprehend."
— Writer Danny Miller, on how the release of "The Wizard of Oz" in 1939, just weeks before the Nazi invasion of Poland,
was intended as an allegory for the impending destruction of European Jewry.
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Travel
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Personal Shopping
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Centers, Inc.
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Inspectors, Inc.
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Corporation
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Productions
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