sm a ll BITES Compiled by Elizabeth Applebaum AppleTree Editor The Dancing Bear Adapted by Hinda Finman, 10, of Oak Park (Art by Hinda Finman) get tired and step first would be killed. The Shpole Zaide was scared; he did not know how to dance, so he prayed to Hashem. Hashem sent him Eliyahu Hanavi, Elijah the Prophet, to teach him how to dance. That night, the guards threw the costume into the cell and Hinda Finman told him to put it on and come out of the cell. saving Jewish peo- h en the ple, by helping PAWCIMIS" Shpole Zaide was them get out of jail in the poretz's ball- when they were room, the dance wrongfully put there. began. As the dance One time a man by the became faster and faster name of Moshe was put in the famous dancer could jail because he could not not stand any longer. He pay his rent. The Shpole fell to the floor at the feet of Zaide wanted to help. He the Shpole Zaide and knew the man had a family begged for mercy. and, if he was in jail, he When the Shpole could not support his help- Zaide took off the mask; less wife and children. So, the poretz was surprised to he decided to switch places see him because he with Moshe and let Moshe thought it was Moshe. go home. He asked, "What do you Later, a guard came want to do with this to the Jew and told man?" The Shpole Zaide him that later that responded, "Do not kill him. night he would have Instead, save my people and to perform for the never, ever put them in jail." poretz, the gentile nobleman. He poretz was never mean to The would have to dress up in a bear the Jews again! costume and dance with the best T here was once a great tzadd:k by the name of the Shpole Zaide. He used to like doing the mitzvah of pidyan nefesh, I HE :very Mcn's Guice To Preg)cncy How to please, not appall, your partner entlemen, listen up: If a man comes home and his pregnant wife is in the bathtub, and she's crying, with an entire bucket of ice cream on the floor beside her he should: A: Say, "Did you eat that whole pint of ice cream yourself?" B: Say, "Hi, honey, how was your day?" C: Give her hug. If you answered either A or B, then you: A. Are clearly a sen- sitive male of the '90s, a quiche- eating kind of guy. B: The kind of man who specs his free timeWatching The eil-Lehrer rt-/ and read- The author, works by with her son Cole, C: Need to run certainly to the bookstore - man of and buy a copy etiquette of Expecting himself Etiquette: A Guide one day. for All Fathers and Fathers-to-be! Former Detroiter Patrice Gendelman has created a guide to help all those men trying to understand their preg- nant partners, from the moment they first get the good news all the way to labor. (University of Michigan fans, listen up. Among the "Things You Should Never Do During Labor and Delivery": "Ask if you can go check the score on any sporting event.") Ms. Gendelman, herself a mother of three boys, all under age 4, says her husband had the etiquette stuff "down to a science by the third pregnancy." Expecting Etiquette may be ordered at Barnes and Noble, or by calling 1-800-822- 3273. dancer in the city. Whoever would Has your child written a poem, short story or essay you would like to see in The AppleTree? If so, please send it our way. We cannot promise publication, but we give careful consid- eration to all material. Include a photo if you like, and be sure to tell us where you live. Mail to: Submissions, c/o AppleTree, 27676 Franklin Road, Southfield, MI 48034. If we use your work, we'll send you a great Jewish cal- endar with stickers and activities. Please, do not call our office to ask when the material will appear in the paper. Mich' an.com hildren of all ages can learn about the State of Michigan by visiting a new Website at www.sos.state.mi.us . The site features a tour guide in the form of a cartoon character named Cyber Seal, who helps teach children everything from how a bill becomes a law to Michigan history to all about the elections process. (By the way, Cyber Seal is a "cousin" to the Great Seal of Michigan ...) ❑ 12/1 199 t Detroit Jewish News 55