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Clinton, the paper claimed, is an
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and his brothers," who reportedly had
dalliances with Marilyn Monroe.
What's the difference? "Marilyn
Monroe did not approach an indepen-
dent prosecutor to litigate the presi-
dent because she was not a Jew of
Polish background and was not con-
nected to AIPAC and Jewish pressure
groups."
Get it? AIPAC, the American Israel
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"And so," the paper concludes, "the
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The Palestinian report, which was
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each other pragmatically and realisti-
cally and thoughtfully," said an
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