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Now For A Taste
Of Old-Time Religion

bers of the board of their responsibilities
"Lengthy and heated debate followed
he pages rolled off my fax
to participate in all of the synagogue's
a motion authorizing the rabbi to offici-
machine revealing voices
varied activities. Attendance at Sabbath
ate at intermarriages. Strong feelings
from a distant past in an ele-
services has been disappointing, and
were expres'sed pro and con, to the
gant handwriting of loops
more encouragement should be given to
point where the meeting was
and flourishes befitting the
our rabbi, especially since he is now
temporarily adjourned for an
great institution it represented.
learning how to speak English.
iced tea and grog break.
My friend in South Caroli-
"As a final order of business, Miss
Finally, by vote of 14 to 6, it
na was transmitting his discov-
Lucy Sheftall, youth advisor, urged all
was resolved, 'At his discre-
ery: the minutes from the
board members to support the youth
tion, the rabbi may officiate
board of trustees of a syna-
group in their latest fund-raising activi-
at an intermarriage between a
gogue that had thrived cen-
ty. The young people have been actively
Continental and a Tory if,
turies ago and whose final
collecting donations for the campaign,
and only if, the Tory is will-
remains somehow ended up in
`Just Say No To Scurvy.' Their next
ing to forswear allegiance to
the man's late grandfather's file
event will take place this coming Sun-
the King and complete a
cabinet, now being emptied
day afternoon, right here at the temple
RABBI BOB
course in American history.'
prior to a yard sale.
(near the well) where they will hold a
"It was unanimously voted to
ALPER
The year of the minutes
horse
wash." ❑
reaffirm the current policy of
Special to
was 1784. Among the entries:
The Jewish News not allowing persons to bring
"Miss Yentel Fay Sheftall
muskets into the main sanc-
announced that the annual
tuary.
congregation social will take place on
"The building and grounds commit-
Saturday, June 1, at the Magnolia Hotel.
tee presented preliminary sketches of the
Featured will be the music of P Beaure-
proposal to relocate the stable so that it
(A taste of Yiddish)
gard LeFlamme and his orchestra, pro-
would eventually stand downwind from
viding a delightful evening of minuets.
the auditorium, rather than in its cur-
Guteh tsolen, shleehteh monen.
`The committee decided to offer min-
rent location upwind, which has result-
The good ones pay; the bad ones
uets,' Miss Sheftall noted, 'because
ed in numerous complaints from those
demand.
klezmer music and horas have not yet
attending events at which food is served.
been invented.'
"President of the congregation
"The co-chairmen of the youth
Colonel Morris Myers reminded mem-
committee, Tobias and Pennina
Solomon, acknowledged with appreci-
ation the rabbi's busy schedule leading
services, teaching scholarly programs,
counseling, conducting life-cycle
events, and helping us recover from a
"The incident gives new meaning for us to the phrase 'Wandering Jews."'
national revolution, but respectfully
— Gary Rosenblatt, editor of the Jewish Week and former editor of
requested that he spend more time
The Jewish News, after police ordered an evacuation of the newspaper's
with our teenagers 'who, after all, will
Times Square offices following the collapse of scaffolding.
soon become the leaders of the 19th
His staff was invited to move its editorial and production operations
century.'
that night to the nearby New York Times office. so the newspaper
"Adult education chairman Belinda
could meet its production deadline.
Franks encouraged all to attend the
rabbi's class next Monday. Topic will be
"I got home, put on the television and watched The Anne Frank Story. The
`Whigs and Sheitels: The Difference.'
night I had didn't come close, did it? It just put everything back in perspective."
— New York Mets outfielder Todd Hundley, who is Jewish,
Rabbi Bob Alper is a stand-up comic
after being dubbed by the press as "Clod Hundley"
and author.
for stumbling through several bad plays during a recent game.

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