For Openers..

Celebrate

Punny Of You
To Say That

our

Marshmalo, Kol HaVodkha, Af Al
o, who's for a nosh? This is a gan, `Talmond Tort K'neggnog
Pecan, Mi Kamoca, Mizrahi Road,
Coolime.'
question? And where there
Tora
Shebe'al Pear, Huppapaya, M'lo
"The
entire
list
of
pasken
and
rab-
was always room for that
Kol
Ha'aretz
Avacado, Butter Skhotz,
bis
flavors
is
as
follows:
Maccabean,
wiggly, colored stuff, there is
Prune Ur'voon, Brand Ice, Olime
Leviticustard,
Olive
now always room for ice
Habah, Asseret Yummy Chewvah,
Hashalom, L'khu Vanil-
cream. In fact, I'm of the
Mi Kamarshmallow, Berry Pri
lkha,
Oy
Gemalt,
Wailing
school that devoutly believes
Hagafen, Britishman Date, Rav
Walnut, Cherry Bim, Yash-
that we should eat dessert
Kooconut, Weizman Instituti-Fruti,
er
Cocoah,
Bubble
Gumo-
first because life is too
Carmel Shake, ChocEilat Chip. ❑
ra,
Lemontations,
Chocol-
short.
itvak,
Hanava
Nananot,
However, combining two
Meshuganougat, Soda &
of my favorite things — ice
Gomorra, Manishta Nut,
cream and puns — a friend
Rahma Nut, Tisha B'Avari-
e-mailed me the following
an Cream, Moishmallow,
about Pasken and Rabbis ice
by Martha Jo Fleischmann
SY MAN ELLO Maimonidi (Rhumbomb),
cream.
Spec ial to
Rhubarbanel,
Mazalnut,
"Pasken and Rabbis ice
A firefly off the Atlantic,
The Jew ish News Pear V'khavod, Citrus
creams are available in
Whose courtships were
D'Akhra, Halava-homer,
cohens, frozen on a shtick
red-hot and frantic,
Oy Vey Iz, Mizrahino Cherry, Rashi
or in a plastic Yid-dish. In addition
Would
ardently dash in
Road, Balak Berry, Buberry, Lubav-
to their up-to-the-mitzvah selections
Consumed
by his passion.
itcher Resberre, Shulamit Spumoni,
of flavors, P&R also offer such taste
He
died
a
fahbrenteh*
romantic!
Zalmonh Schacter, Abba Ebanana,
treats as Tosefloats, Saturdaes,
Bernard Malamint, Molly Pecan,
Madua-lo-diet freezes, the tantalizing
*ardent; diehard; flaming
Cin'm'n Toff & Mazel Toff-ee,
Bamid-bar as well as ice cream
Cashew
Lepesach,
Lehitra
Oats,
Tzur
Sotahs in a variety of delicious fla-
vors. The latter, of course, are made
with Korban-ated water and, if you
wish, an extra pshat of seltzer.
"And while competitors may offer
a multilayered Goyishe Cup, remem-
"At Hillel Day School, we don't oy above our kids, we kvel about our kids."
ber that only Pasken and Rabbis fea-
— President Steven Margolin, during Tuesday night's 40th anniversary
tures a free sample of any flavor,
dinner dance held at Congregation Shaarey Zedek.
which we call Bameh Madlickin'.
"We are proud to continue our
"They made me feel at ease, even though I was 6 feet 4 inches tall and black
old and sacred tradition of serving a
and stood out like a sore thumb."
multitude of flavors, a custom which
— Goucher College junior Damian Pitts,
began with the sainted Ga'on of
on his . civil rights history class assignment to attend a bar mitzvah
V'nila (may his memory be a dress-
at a Pikesville synagogue in suburban Baltimore. The assignment's
ing), who first claimed the mitzvah
instruction was to visit a community in which students clearly did not fit.
of Hakhnassat ice cream.
"His disciples, known as
"Lisa Martin's a great swimmer. Her personal situation ... does nothing to take
Eggnogdim, carried on for genera-
away from that."
tions a debate with the followers of
— Barbara Lissy of Maccabi USA/Sports for Israel on Ms. Martin,
the Baal Shempaine over which
a.k.a. Wendy Fagan, one of two sisters kidnapped in 1979
scoop to put on top. Today, we abide
by their father who told them their mother died in a car accident.
by the decisions of the Ga'on's school
In Tel Aviv in 1993, Ms. Martin broke swimmer Mark Spitz's
and we have adopted his famous slo-
record of seven gold medals at the Maccabiah Games.

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• 29th birthday of JARC.

• 17th anniversary of our
showing of the Academy
Award-winning documentary,

Best Boy.

• Birth of JARC's new services
to children and their
families.

• Mazel tov on the success of
JARC's on-going Endowment
Campaign, Caring for a

Lifetime.

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Bon By You

Best Mon's Phil Wohl

JARC Annual Meeting and
Election of Officers

Monday, June 22, 1998
7:00 p.m.
Adat Shalom Synagogue
Note: change of location

We proudly present

BEST MAN: Best Boy
and All of Us
Twenty Years Later

With special guest

Ira Wohl

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If you plan to attend,
please call the JARC voice mail
at 313-927-0272.

There is no charge.

A Jewish Association for Residential Care

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