MICHAEL KACHAN ROYO ■ ■ VIKTOR SHVAIKO ■ ALEXANDER & WISSOTZKY , A_NI1MDD The final blow came when a seven- year-old neighbor boy pointed out my failure. As I prepared to shut down for lunch and was making a "Closed" sign; he suggested an alternative. "Why don't you just write 'Out of Business?"' he queried. "No offense, but I just don't think you were cut out for garage sales." After three hours of putting up with weird people poking through my garage, rifling through my goods and walking away empty handed, decided he was probably right. Per his suggestion, I made up the sign and placed it in front of my closed garage door. Defeated, I admitted to Joel that I was a garage sale failure. After spend- ing $3 for a city permit, $10 for a newspaper advertisement, $1.75 for a roll of masking tape (to hang the signs and tag the goods), I was now $10 in the hole. Win ■ : iM•11] 01 ue Pastii ■ r - •• • • ••• • l~ ndoy=5atyrcloyl Sund Oth0( oup b „a.m. ,7: gin lie Rog , gt Forrnin ton:0oad .1A/est Blopmfiel m 2 ... ........................ JULIE FEINGOLD As I searched the yellow pages for places to cart away all of my priceless possessions, Joel gently placed an arm around my shoulders. "You may be a pathetic failure at garage sales but I love you," he said and kissed me on the cheek. As for my sister, I waited until I saw her the next week. Then I lied directly to her face. "I just donated all of the junk," I said. "Besides, who wants to sit in a garage all day for a couple of bucks? Unlike you, I have better things to do with my weekends." LI ■ OLEG ■ JURGEN GORG ■ KISMER ■ SARZI ■ HESSAM t ant grtion Redecorating and rearranging your ho imple approach to interio ...well the consulting is Fa: WEST BLOOMFIELD 248.932.9 REFEREN C 5/