n ertamment SEIN-ing Off Nu, so are they Jewish, or aren't they? A last word from some of your favorite "Seinfeld" characters. MICHAEL ELKIN Special to The Jewish News T V's "Seinfeld" has offered multiple signs that the char- acters are Jewish — the per- vasive smell of kasha in Frank and Estelle's apartment, the Costanzas' rye-bread rip-off, Jerry's mention of Jerusalem in the "Yadda Yadda Yadda" episode. Certainly the mohel episode was a tip-off that these neurotic New Yorkers knew from rites and wrongs. But then we discovered that Frank Costanza's relatives were Sicilian, George had converted to Greek Orthodox, Jerry had the most non- Jewish looking parents in the history of TV folks — even if they did live in Florida, Elaine was astounded every time a new Jewish-sounding word was spoken (not that often) and Kramer was, well, Kramer. Yet, Kramer's character is based on a Jewish New Yorker, Kenny Kramer; Seinfeld is, in reality, Jewish; Elaine's dancing fool of a friend is based on Jerry's old girlfriend, Carol Leifer, who is Jewish; and Jason Alexander, Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris, as the cheap , troika of Manhattan Misfits, are also Jewish — off the set. "Why? Why?" Stiller parrots back when asked why the Costanzas seem so Jewish but are ,identified as any- thing but. "This," he says conspiratorially and comically, "is a Jewish family in the Witness Protection Program." Well, that's one answer. It still works for Stiller: "Every time I play a role, it's a Jewish character, because I'm Jewish." Like 'TV father, like TV son•right? "George is Jewish," exclaims Alexander. Why? "Because I'm Jewish!" We'll miss the gang: Kramer (Michael Richards), George (Jason Alexander), Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld). 5/8 1998 ,00 But what about all the inconsisten- cies? "Look, it's the best you could hope for," Alexander says of George's per- plexing pedigree. "It's not so much he's a byproduct of a mixed marriage as of a mixed-up marriage." There's no mixing up Harris as any- thing but a Jewish mom. During a recent party in Hollywood, her son was with her, and she glowed whenev- er he asked her a question or went to get her something to eat. , But would Estelle Costanza know the difference between pasta and prokes? "When I first came on board, I asked [series co-creator] Larry David, Well, is she Jewish or not?"' "What do you care?" David answered. "I said that I needed to know for motivation." But Harris. understood: "I saw where Larry was right. This way, with- out identifying, everyone can relate to the woman." Seinfeld provided his own Sein-lan- guage: shtick, mannerisms. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Who was his inspiration on the show? "I think of me and George as Bud [Abbott] and Lou [Costello]," he says. "There are similarities there." In reality — and in fiction — "I'm just playing myself on the show and trying not to screw it up." Which does not mean taking the tried-and-true path. If there is one thing "Seinfeld" has not been, it's formulaic. would compare writing `Seinfeld' to writing the Talmud — a dark Talmud. You have a lot of brilliant minds examining a thought or ethical question from every possible angle." — Former "Seinfeld" writer Larry Charles