Dora Mandelbaum Kaner, who attended Windsor's Talmud Torah, remembers a particularly painful episode. "After two days of fooling around, I was pushed against a radia- tor and burnt my tush. That was the end of my Hebrew school memories." After leaving Hebrew school, she studied with a tutor who hit her with a cane every time she made a mistake. Despite her education- al woes, she grew up observant and sent her children to Yeshiva Beth Yehudah. Annie Adelson, who attended Shaarey Zedek in the late 1970s, has fond memo- ries of Mrs. Kirsch, a marvelous guitar player" whose tunes remain in Adelson's head to this day. "My fondest experience in religious school was second grade," recalls Robert Starkman, who attended Shaarey Zedek. "My teacher was Joan Provizer, and during the school year she married my uncle. All of my male classmates were jealous, because not only was the teacher my aunt, but all the boys had a crush on her because she was the youngest, prettiest and nicest teacher at the time I had such a feeling of power! "It has been 33 years since second grade, but my relationship with my aunt has remained a close and loving one." \_n Howard Rabotnick, who attended B'nai Moshe, remembers Jose the bus driver, who earned favor among the kids by screeching around corners. He also recalls a Hebrew teacher who smoked cigarettes during class, and skipping class to walk over to the Oak Park JCC. Sharon K_resch, who attended Sunday school at B'nai Moshe in the 1960s and early '70s, recalls "the delicious bubble gum that looked like gold coins and could be purchased only at the Photo by Bill Hansen synagogue gift shop." She also fondly remembers the "really soft chairs in the main restroom," where she spent hours indulging in girl talk with her friend, Barb, instead of attending ser- vices. Gerald Cook, who attended United Hebrew Schools in the early 1950s, is sure that UHS helped foster his "sense of Jewish peoplehood, love for Israel" and Hebrew abilities, while preparing him for his bar mitzvah. "I even learned things which helped in my general education," he recalls. "For example, Reuven Bar-Levav taught us English grammar before Hebrew grammar, since we had no concept what grammar was!" Susan with her sons Danny and Jordan at Temple Emanu-El, where they attend Hebrew school. • Evelyn Levine attended Hebrew school in the 1970s on Long Island: "When I was about 11, I had a teacher named Eli, who was a student at State University of New York and looked like he protested on the side. He demonstrated the process of ritual circumcision using the sleeve of his sweater. The whole class almost died of embarrassment." Susan Fershtman, who attended United Hebrew Schools in Oak Park from 1969-1973, recalls the "meanest teacher in the world. I can remember one Sunday morning when she asked me a question and I answered it the best I could. "She did not like my answer and she came right up to my desk, put her face real close to mine and knocked on my forehead! She said over and over , again, 'Hello, is anybody home?' The other kids cracked up, and I, of course, had to act like it didn't bother me. Well, I'm 37 years old, and I still remember that incident. Do you think it bothered me???" Larry Sklar, now 43 and a member of Congregation Ner Talmid in Chicago, recalls hitchhiking to Hebrew high school one day after missing the bus: "I had several options. I could go home, reveal my transgression, take my punishment and go on with my life. Not the preferred choice. Or I could disappear for the next three or so hours, reappearing just when I nor- mally would after Hebrew school. "Then there was option three, fraught with danger but with great potential for reward (or at least lack of punishment). So, with hope in my heart and an outstretched thumb, I starting walking and hitchhiking from east Oak Park to the UHS building on 12 Mile Road. It took a while, and I was a little late, but I made it. When the teacher asked why I was late, I told him that the rides were a little sparse at times. I'm not sure he real- ized what I meant. Note to kids: This was ancient history when hitchhiking was still somewhat safe. DON'T DO THIS NOW!" Howard Rabotnick: "My friend Marilyn and I were in different ses- sions — when I got on the bus to go home, Marilyn was just getting off to start class. Because the chocolate milk machine was locked up after the first session's break, we developed a ritual where I would buy her a milk during my break, and hide it in my book binder (those brown cardboard expandable folders with an elastic strap that always tore open after a few weeks). I would then make the exchange for her nickel as we passed at the bus. We've been friends ever since, and 14 years ago, I married her sister Debbie!" 1/30 1998 87