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Tell Us What You
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Are the Rugrats Jewish?
Is Barbra Streisand great or overrated?
Would you rather eatchopped liver or gefilte fish?

Elizabeth Applebaum
AppleTree Editor

_-our vote counts.
No, we're not interested
in hearing your views on
po itical candidates or contempo-
rary issues. This is much more
important than that.
The AppleTree is conducting an
international survey, the outcome of
which is certain to influence world
leaders for thousands of years to
come! We want to know your
views — your favorites, what you
can't stand, who you admire and
who you don't. All you have to do
is fill out the form below and mail
or fax it to our office by 9 a.m.
Thursday, Jan. 29.
You don't even need to include
your name (just your age and city of
residence), so you can be absolute-
ly honest (if you actually like Barry
Manilow, we understand why you
might not want to discuss it in pub-
lic).
After all the results are in, we'll
tally them up and publish them in
an upcoming issue of The
AppleTree. So don't delay! Make
your voice heard.

My age:
City of residence:

#1) Michael Bolton looks better
with his hair cut:

1/23
1998

94

yes
no
I don't know who Michael
Bolton is.
Perhaps he looks better, but
nightmares of that former "hair style"
linger, and I can't get beyond it.

#2) The Rugrats are Jewish:
yes
no
Their religion changes, accord-
ing to the need for holiday specials.

#3) My favorite Jewish food is:

One of the true greats of the-

ater.

Tori who?

#7) Use three words of your own
choice to describe Barbra
Streisand:

#8) I have visited Israel:
yes
no
I haven't yet, but I hope to.
I have no interest in going to
Israel.

#9) My favorite "Jewish" movie:

#4) My favorite Jewish
actor/actress is:

#5) My favorite Jewish holiday is:

#12) My Jewish hero is:

#10) The most interesting figure in
Jewish history:

#13) I receive a Jewish education
outside my home (including day
school, Sunday school, Hebrew
school, tutoring):
yes
no

#14) I attend services at:

(congregation where you belong,
or your favorite synagogue/temple)

#15) One thing I wish I could tell
my rabbi is:

THANK YOU!

because

#6) Choose the phrase that best
completes this sentence:
Tori Spelling is
Dennis Rodman's twin sister, yet
they were separated at birth and
have yet to reconnect.

#11) Choose the word that best
describes Israeli Prime Minister
Benjamin Netanyahu
Too right wing
Too left wing
Handsome
Arrogant
Ambitious
"Bibi": How does a grown
man live with a nickname like that?

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Southfield, MI 48034

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