1 (Woody Allen? Yes?) but a failure in life — mostly because he's modeled his characters too closely after the people that comprise it. So, in literary retaliation or vindi- cation, his characters and the family members he's based them on each take turns coming back to haunt/guide/berate him, depending on which film spool is presently 3.nwinding. By his own admission, Woody Allen is guilty of this "true life pira- cy.'' Even in a chance flipping through Eric Lax's eponymous Woody biogra- phy, there's Woody Allen, revealing that Charlotte Rampling's character in Stardust Memories was probably just a thinly veiled Louise Lasser :most notably, "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" and Allen's second wife). Certainly, if we were to find fault with this practice, the canon itself would greatly diminish, if not disap- pear entirely. That Harry Block believes his nov- els' characters can somehow teach him to be a better person, then, is an iiintriguing premise, even a touching one. In Deconstructing Harry, howev- er, Allen is just a bit clumsy (and occasionally heavy-handed) in saying so. Casting director Juliet Taylor has assembled a cast chock-full of Holly- wood's Who's Who that allows Allen to properly flesh out this English 401 theme: Bob Balaban, Stanley Tucci, Judy Davis, Amy Irving, Robin -1 -Williams, Kirstie Alley, Eric Bogosian and Billy Crystal, to rattle off a stray handful. As Harry's disenchanted sister Doris and romantic interest Fay respectively, Caroline Aaron and Elis- abeth Shue are plainly standouts on this heavily stacked screen. (There is also one elderly Yiddishe lady who is so authentic and brilliant, you'll '1/:)Arear you sat next to her at an Israel Bonds dinner — and you probably did.) Only Demi Moore, as a come-to- life literary characterization of Harry's ex-wife Joan (Kirstie Alley) — appar- ently selected for her uncanny Alley- like rasp — seems unredeemably life- less. Even defibrillating paddles here would be of no assistance. While periodically brilliant, the trouble with Deconstructing Harry is its inconsistency and — oddly enough — unseemliness. As Harry, Allen puts words into AT THE MOVIES on page 142 - ith the creative talents of Chef Edward Jackovich and the high standards for service - insured by General Manager Don Madalinski, Chuck Muer's Seafood Tavern continues to win rave reviews from the food critics and the area's most Our menu features over forty entrees including a dozen or more offerings of fresh fish, a variety of seafood selections including our award winning Maryland Crab Cakes, Scallops, Shrimp, Maine citeo f g44_.ekcw,iiefi Lobster, and Alaskan King Crab Legs. .S Landlubbers will enjoy our homemade pastas including Smoked Chicken & Penne, Pasta Primavera with Chicken, and Fettuccine Alfredo. Our aged beef has become quite popular, too, including New York Strip Steak, Filet Mignon, BBQ Ribs and Chargrilled Pork Chops. And in case you haven't heard, we now offer a variety of menu options for private parties including complete use of the restaurant for Bar Mitzvahs and Bat Mitzvahs. Simply pick up the phone and let us handle all the details to insure that your next private party is a complete success! ,K4A,Gli.: Monday through Saturday 11:30 till 4:00 Urnfreh: Monday through Thursday 4:00 till 10:00 Friday and Saturday 4:00 till 11:00 C .) Advertising In The Jewish News Gets Results. Authentic Szechuan Cooking •"fresh Seafood • ocktails •N)egetarian Dishes • }—tome of General TSO'S Chicken •'..)Ao MSG on all dishes • 17)aily Specials 1-7 department at (810) 354-7123 7 Ext. 209 7717`,': M7" -AM-17, 777z." 7 BILL Not good with any other offer • 1 coupon per table • with coupon 39450.44Mile Rd. corner of tk*q Nel,vberry Square Man (248) 960-7666 Original tcpoti. 292155 Mile Rd at Middlebelt - Livonia 12/19 1997 139