CalenDaR Bob Alper L Rabbi/Stand-UP Comic (Really) What's Up? 2 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 14 Youtheatre will host Theatrewords/USA in a perfor- mance of Charlotte's Web for the Movin' Up Club, children aged 7 and older (no one under 5 will be admitted). All shows are -at Music Hall, 350 Madison Ave. in Detroit. Tickets are $7 in advance, S8 at the door. For information, call (313) 963-2366. Bob Alper: "The world's only practicing clergyman doing stand-up comedy... intentionally." • 10 p.m. Monday, Dec. 15 William Beaumont Hospital will hold a course on "Baby Care and Safety" at the Beaumont Medical Building, Conference Room MB, 6900 Orchard Lake Road in West Bloomfield. The class costs $20 a couple. Beaumont also will offer a 'Jprenatal breast-feeding class for expectant mothers and fathers-to-be this same day and time at the Beaumont Medical Building, 6700 Rochester Road in Rochester Hills. The course costs S20. To register for either class, call 1- 800-633-7377. 7 :7 - 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 17 The Roeper School will host "A Little Heart to Heart with the Horizon: The Poetry of Alice Fulton," an oral interpretation performance by Roeper upper-school students. The - ,s tudents will read selections of Alice Fulton's poetry, including "Dance Script with Electrical Ballerina," "Palladium" and "Sensual Math." Fulton, an award-winning professor in the English department at the University of Michigan, will join stu- dents at the event. The performance o will take place at the Roeper School's Birmingham campus on Adams Road two blocks north of Maple Road. Donations will be accepted to benefit the poetry col- lection of the Roeper library. For information, call Nancy Webster, (248) 203-7418. Li Saturday the Rabbi Made Us Laugh Rabbi Bob Alper returns to Metro Detroit with his 90 minutes of unique, side-splitting laughter. Funny enough for teenagers, clean enough for their grandparents, a hit with all faiths. (He even uses flash cards for the Judaically-challenged!) He's appeared on Good Morning America, Comedy Central and Showtime, and The New York Post called him "a Jewish Bill Cosby." Saturday, Dec. 13th 8:00 PM Tickets: In advance: $15 At the door: $18 Call toll free 1-888-483-3297 Jewish Community Center Maple/Drake Bldg. They're Photo Albums! They're Personalized! They're Perfect! These adorable patchwork hand- crafted photo albums make a great gift for the holidays. Many styles and colors to choose from. Shop Sherwood... it's worth it Gifts are always 30ch off (most mfrs.) and gift wrapping is complimentary. FINE FURNITURE • ACCESSORIES • GIFTS 66 11'1 Orchard Lake Road at Maple Road West Bloomfield • 2'18 855-1600 Mon-Thur 10-9 • Tue-Wed-Fri-Sat 10-6 • Sun 12-5 12/12 1997 55