u goats, sheep. Sin offerings, guilt offerings. Rule of thumb: don't do it. If you do it, and you're sorry, burn a sheep. the jubilee year, and for land owner- ship and money-lending. Blessings and curses offered, plus a few more (can ya guess?) rules! Mill, Leviticus 6.1 8:36 More offerings. Installation of the priests, accompanied by still more offerings — rams, bulls, etc. Bemidbar, Numbers 1:1 4:20 A census of the 2.5 million fighting men of Israel (all from a family of 70 who had moved to Egypt a mere 210 years earlier — clearly a people that has fulfilled the "fruitful and multi- ply" commandment). - Exodus 12:21 51 * Flashback: Recounting the exodus. - Deuteronomy 14:22 16:17 Special preview: tithing; money-lend- ing; slave-holding; rules for festivals. - Shemini, Leviticus 9:1 11:47 Finally, the day arrives to inaugurate the new tabernacle. But tragedy strikes: Aaron's oldest sons, Nadab and Abihu, offer up their own improvised sacrifice. God is not amused, and strikes them dead. The rewards of special high priestly status clearly carry a special responsibility. Right after this,-God spells out the kosher laws. The reason given is not to avoid disease or lower your cholesterol count, but holiness: Kosher food leads to holiness, and eating treife dulls the capacity for holiness. - system of higher and lower courts of law. The big moment arrives: God, for the first and only time, reveals Himself to the entire nation of Israel at Mount Sinai, an event that later couldn't be denied by anyone. He delivers the Ten Commandments. This parsha describes the attire and duties of the special class of priests, Aaron's descendants, the Kohanim, who will perform the temple rituals. Ki Tisa, Exodus 30:11 34:35 The first major census and the first Jewish tax! Everyone must contribute a half-shekel, to count the people, Mishpatim, Exodus 21:1 24:18 and for upkeep of the tabernacle, one Rules aplenty: regarding keeping of the first exercises in national unity. slaves, injuring a parent, kidnapping, While Moses is on Mount Sinai murder, cursing, oxen, stealing, plus receiving the commandments (Rule holes in the ground: if my ox falls in #1: don't make idols), the people your hole, you have to pay for the worship a golden calf. Moses per- ox. • suades God not to destroy the entire Rules for doing honest business, as nation, but loses his temper when he well as for killing witches. All of sees the idolatry and smashes the these are considered just as sacred as tablets. the Top Ten. Moses calls for those who are on God's side to kill the main offenders Terumah, Exodus 25:1 27:19 — about 3,000 of them. God gives God gives Moses extremely detailed Moses a second set of tablets. blueprints for the tabernacle, the altar and the famous ark of the Vayakheh Exodus 35:1-38:20 and covenant. Some suggest the level of Pekudey Exodus 38:21-40:38 detail was to keep corrupt priests Building the tabernacle, ark, table, from later collecting donations to lamp, incense altar. "improve" an unimprovable temple. Clever, eh? Vayikra/Leviticus Vayikra, Leviticus 1:1-5:26 Tetsaveh, Exodus 27:20 30:10 Offerings of cattle, birds, grain, - - - 10/24 1997 86 - Tazria, Leviticus 12:1-13:59 and Metsora, Leviticus 14:1-15:33 All you ever wanted to know about cleanliness: laws on diseases, includ- ing leprosy, and on the ritual cleanli- ness of men and women, still in practice today. Acharey Mot, Leviticus 16.1-18:30 and Kedoshim, Leviticus 19:1-20:27 More rules: for atonement (Yom Kippur is created) and sacrifice, and for conjugal relations. Rule of thumb: one man, one woman. Also, the Golden Rule appears: "You shall love your fellow as yourself." Emor, Leviticus 21:1 24:23 Rules for priestly holiness, and for annual feasts. Finally, a very graphic illustration of the penal- ty for blasphemy: God orders that the sinner be taken out and stoned to death. - Behar, Leviticus 25:1-26:2 and Bechukotay Leviticus 26:3- 27:34 Rules for the sabbatical year and - Naso, Numbers 4:21 7•89 Tune in here to see how to redeem sin and appease jealousy, plus get a bonus blessing, still in use today: "May God bless and keep you; May God's face shine and be gracious to you ..." - Beha'alotecha, Numbers 8:1 12:16 Once again the people complain to Moses (for lack of meat to eat); and once again God provides (this time with enough literally to make them sick). Also, God tells Moses to create a "Sanhedrin," or court, of 70 wise elders to help him rule. Aaron and Miriam complain jeal- ously against Moses, the brother obviously favored by God. God set- tles the matter by declaring that Moses stands even above the prophets, and smites Miriam with leprosy for a week. - Shlach, Numbers 13:1 15:41 One year into their journey, the trib- al leaders bring back frightened reports from their scouting mission to Canaan ("We were like grasshop- pers" compared to their enemies); the people yet again lose faith in God, -