camel, too. By this sign, he knows that she is Isaac's beshert, intended, as chosen by God. seder, a new Pharaoh rules Egypt and launches the first recorded anti- Semitic campaign, spreading slanders about the Israelites, enslaving them, and finally escalating to genocide by drowning all newborn males in the Nile. Moses, adopted by Pharaoh's daughter as a baby, grows up to demonstrate his abhorrence of injus- tice by killing a cruel Egyptian taskmaster; he is forced to leave Egypt under a death threat, and meets his future wife, Tzipporah. Appearing to Moses through a burning bush, God calls on him to lead his people out of Egypt — a call- ing that Moses tries to reject (perhaps understandably) five different times. Finally, Moses and his brother, Aaron, demand of Pharaoh, "Let my people go!" God hardens Pharaoh's heart, and he responds by turning the screws on the Hebrew slaves. Toledot, Genesis 25:19 28:9 Dysfunctional family episode No. 3: Only one of Isaac's sons may carry on Abraham's covenant. So when the boorish hunter Esau sells his birthright to the studious Jacob for a bowl of stew, it seems clear who is the rightful heir. Still, years later, with mother Rebecca's help, Jacob imper- sonates his slightly older brother and deceives his dying father to receive his blessing. Esau vows to kill his brother; Isaac sends Jacob to live with his uncle, Laban. - Vayetse, Genesis 28:10 32:3 Jacob dreams a stairway to heaven (a.k.a. Jacob's Ladder), and God promises to look out for him and his descendants. What goes around comes around: Just as Jacob deceived Isaac, Laban deceives Jacob by slipping the older (uglier) sister, Leah, into his wedding tent. In exchange for another seven years of service, Laban allows Jacob to marry the fair Rachel. Jacob's four (count 'ern!) wives (including two maids) bear him 12 sons — the 12 tribes of Israel. The 11th is Joseph; the 12th is Benjamin, for whom Rachel gives her life in childbirth. - L Vayishlach, Genesis 32:4 36:43 Terrified of encountering his long- lost brother, Esau, and Esau's army, Jacob dreams of wrestling all night with an angel. By dawn, the angel ends the standoff, repeats God's promise to his people, and renames him Israel. Despite his brother's deception almost 20 years earlier, Esau breaks down in tears when they meet. The twins, rivals almost since birth, are friends at last. - Vayeshev, Genesis 37•1 40:23 Jacob favors one of his children (so what else is new?) — Joseph — and gives him a technicolor dreamcoat. Joseph exacerbates the problem by relating dreams that clearly show him superior to his brothers. In yet anoth- er bleak comment on sibling rela- tions, the brothers throw Joseph in a pit, allow him to be sold to passing - C Va'era, Exodus 6.• 9:35 Moses works the first seven plagues (blood through hail). A nifty bit of poetic justice in the first one: Just as Pharaoh had been murdering the Hebrew babies in the Nile, the first plague revealed the crime to everyone by turning the water to blood. - Bedouins, and tell Jacob his favorite son is dead. Winding up in Egypt, Joseph rejects the continued sexual advances of the wife of his master, Potiphar; she accuses him of attempted rape and he is thrown in jail, where he develops a reputation for interpreting dreams. Mikets, Genesis 41:1 44:17 Joseph the prisoner is taken to a wor- ried Pharaoh to interpret his dreams. Joseph predicts seven years of feast followed by seven of famine, and rec- ommends prudent resource manage- ment. "In the twinkling of an eye," as the sages say, Joseph is raised from an imprisoned slave to second in com- mand of Egypt. When the famine arrives, Jacob sends his sons to Egypt to buy food. Joseph tests his brothers by falsely accusing young Benjamin, Jacob's new favorite son, of stealing a goblet, and threatens to imprison him. - Vayigash, Genesis 44:18 4727 Finally, a true sibling reconcilia- - tion! Joseph recognizes real repen- tance in his brothers, especially Judah, from whom Judaism will take its name. Joseph tearfully reveals himself and the brothers reunite in a powerful emotional scene (Siskel and Ebert declare it "powerfully emotional"). Jacob brings his family from Canaan to Egypt. They are given the "land o' Goshen" nearby, where the Israelites become fruitful and multiply. Bo, Exodus 10:1 13:16 Plagues eight through 10 (locusts, darkness, infanticide). On a night dif- ferent from all other nights, the Israelites survive by painting their doors with the blood of a paschal lamb. They leave Egypt in a hurry — Promised Land Ho! — and God reit- erates the covenant. - Vayechi, Genesis 47:28 50:26 On his deathbed, Jacob bestows his blessings on all his sons — denying Reuben, the oldest, a share of the land, and giving a double portion to Joseph and his two sons, Menasseh and Ephraim. He is buried in Canaan alongside Abraham and Sarah, Isaac, Rebecca and Leah (Rachel was buried in Bethlehem). Joseph dies, is mummified and buried in a sarcophagus. Beshalach, Exodus 13:17 17:16 Pursued by Pharaoh's army, but pro- tected by pillars of cloud and fire, the Israelites proceed through the tem- porarily parted Red (really "Reed") Sea. Showing their slave mentality, they complain incessantly to Moses, who prevails upon God for various miracles: manna from heaven; water from a rock. Joshua leads the charge against Amalek, a tribal descendant of Esau, and symbolically the force of evil on Earth. Shemot/Exodus Shemot, Exodus 1:1-6:1 In the first of the three parshot, we recount each year during the Passover Yitro, Exodus 18:1 20:23 Moses' father-in-law, Jethro, helps the prophet, exhausted from hearing everyone's disputes, set up the first - - - 10/24 1997 85