C) 0 Mel Mania The master of movie satire has a new video box set and a new CD. ROBERT J. HAWKINS Special to The Jewish News IV hen Fox Home Entertainment came to Mel Brooks with a pro- posal to package six of his films into a video box set, Brooks had a counterproposal: Add his 1970 classic The Twelve Chairs to the set and he would do publicity. That is how the Mel Brooks Selections (Fox, $60) came to be seven titles instead of six. And that is how Brooks came to host a segment on the Home Shopping Network. "I was between a zircon and some kind of a garnet broach," Brooks recalled recently on the eve of his 71st birthday. "Nice placement, right in the cleavage there. Seven videos right in the cleavage. "It went like hot cakes. I would have preferred if it went like videos. But it did well. They were delighted. I'm delighted. Above: This month, Mel Brooks, left, is out with a new CD with pal Carl Reiner. Right: Mel Brooks plays a musical grand inquisitor in History of the World—Part I. "I feel like Armani, you know, Le Collection." And what a collec- tion it is. Besides releasing The Twelve Chairs on video for the first time, the set contains Silent Movie, High Anxiety, History of the World — Part 1, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein and To Be or Not to Be. "There are movies here people don't often see," said Brooks. "Like Silent Movie. It very rarely shows on televi- sion because people use television for baby-sitting. They've got to hear it, go to sleep with it. But there is only music, no dialogue. You really have to sit and watch the movie, which is ask- ing a lot of people." Brooks describes Silent Movie as one of his personal favorites. But the more you talk to him, the more you sense he'd be hard-pressed to name one of his movies that wasn't a favorite. "The thing about The Twelve Chairs," recalls Brooks, of the film — one of his earliest, "is that no dreams had crashed yet. It was all about the infinity of goodness and life. It is one of the few stories I did that is not a spoof." A devoted student of comedy-farce director Ernst Lubitsch, Brooks is loath to put his version of To Be or Not to Be up against the master's. "It is not as good as the Lubitsch Jack Benny/Carole Lombard classic," he offers. "Nothing could be as good as that. But it is a classic." It's no surprise that Brooks fondly recalls the shower scene in the Hitchcock spoof High Anxiety, in which he replicated each of the 31 camera cuts in Janet Leigh's Psycho demise. Except that the bellhop (Barry Levinson) pummels Brooks' Professor Thorndike with a newspaper until the ink runs down the drain. "That kid gets no tip," mutters Thorndike. On the History of the World — Part 1, Brooks averages a "letter a week asking for Part 2. And I send it back and say, 'Me, too.'" Brooks gets as much g E, of a kick out of playing 2 roles in his movies as ,-she does writing and `a. directing them. He 8 recalls with Oscar-qual- ity enthusiasm the time a young Robin Hood fan singled him out on an airplane and said, "Oh my God, it's Rabbi Tuchman." "You get to hear the director talking during the movie," he enthus- es. "You get a free Mel Brooks comedy record with the movie!" Brooks started off fast in the movie side of Hollywood. His 1964 satirical short film The Critic won an Oscar. His 1967 theatrical debut The Producers (not in this video set) earned him an Oscar for original screenwrit- ing. But it was the 1973 Blazing Saddles that began the string of wildly funny satires and spoofs that have become, the Mel Brooks trademark. "After that, I could make any movie I wanted and the studios would say, `Can I help you?'" Brooks recalls with an easy laugh. Brooks' fans will be interested in hearing that he has two films in the pipeline. "I'm working on a crazy old English restoration comedy and a modern story of amnesia," he says. "The restoration comedy is going to go out better because I always forget what I'm writing on the amnesia thing." (Drum kick, please.) "For every 10 Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. — Mel Brooks In addition to the video box set, look for the newly released CD The 2000 Year Old Man in The Year 2000 (Rhino Records, $16.99), with Carl Reiner. Recently, Reiner and Brooks did two shows for 400 die-hard fans of the old sketch in which Reiner plays the straight man, interviewing Brooks' very, very old guy on his views of the modern world. "We got a 44-minute beauty of a CD," says Brooks. "Other questions have come up since the originals." Like? "Like Velcro. It was not mentioned then. The 2000 Year Old Man actual- ly swoons when he talks about a new thing called the swirl, where you can get vanilla and chocolate out of the same spout — bigger than the Mir space station, and it never has acci- dents." Maybe it doesn't. But we can always count on Mel Brooks cracking us up. ❑ Robert Hawkins writes for Copley News Service. 10/24 1997 105