For Openers... Jewry's Role in Human Advancement • It's A Crime SY MANELLO Editorial Assistant hen you think of the criminal mind, you think of one that is sly, calculating and devious. Well, haven't you seen too many movies! Here are some crimes which ought to have been included in one of - the Naked Gun films; it's hard to believe that they are true. * Ohio police arrested a teen-ager and charged him with breaking into a local florist, where he made off with seven hanging plants. Detectives tracked down the suspect by following a trail of petals to his nearby home. * Miami police charged three teen- agers with robbing a local grocery • store after the inept felons ended up shooting each other. • Eon By You 0.K.,Lers BRING OUT THE HEAVY EQUIPMENT! MAKE ROOM FOR THOSE E3OLGI7oZERS! HI FRANK, PRETTY GOOD, ALTHOUGH THE GOING? CARPENTRY TEAM How' (T FRANK, CAN a K, NOW 1-014ER WE TALK AFOOT THE "S'CI-IRCI-1" THIS LITTLE SLOGJLy,„ SUKKAH OF OOR,S? SI-OtOLY •%. Here is where the problem began: Instead of walking around the counter, the nervous Caty decided to lean across the checkout stand to retrieve the money from the drawer. In doing so, he accidentally fired his gun, strik- ing Steny in the thigh. Reeling from the pain, Steny fell to the ground, inadvertently squeezing the trigger on his own handgun in the process. The shot somehow managed to pierce both of Caty's hands and his leg. While the third suspect did all he could to maintain his composure, the injured teens grabbed about $200 from the cash registers. Then they limped out the door, leaving a trail of blood behind them. According to a detective, the cul- prits were not hard to track down: Police simply drove to the nearest hos- pital. ❑ The above were all found in Knuckleheads In The News by John Machay. GLASS THROUGH THE AGES While mystery shrouds their origins, archeological findings suggest that objects of glass, such as beads, were fabricated in Egypt from about 2500 B.C.E. And glass largely remained an artistic medium for the next 2,000 years. The industry eventually spread throughout Mesopotamia and centered in the Syrian cities of Tyre and Sidon where epoch-making glassblowing was invented in the 1st century B.C.E. Also murky are the precise dates when Jewish craftsman adopted the art under regional influence, although the Old Testament (Job) asserts that neither gold nor glass can equal wisdom--implying it was then known and prized by the people of Canaan. Other texts mentioning glassmaking were the Mishna and Kelim. From these references, and glass bottles excavated from Jewish cemeteries, it appears that the art emerged in Palestine by the 1st or 2nd centuries C.E. Other early evidence: ❑ Fragments of glass bowls from those times were found in Jerusalem, Ashod and Samaria, possibly manufactured in factories along the coast. ❑ Talmudic literature records that Jewish artisans in the sandy Belus area practiced glassblowing. ❑ Third and 4th century plates, bowls, drinking glasses and beakers inlaid with gold foil images of the Ark, menorah, shofar, lulav and etrog have been discovered--together with vestiges of a glass workshop at Beth She'arim traced to Byzantine times. A quickee... Friddel was cleaning her attic and found a beautiful old lamp. As she rubbed off the dust, a genie popped out. "Thank you for releasing me from this prison," the genie said. "To show my gratitude, I will grant you one wish." "Wonderful," Friddel said. She reached for her atlas and pointed to a map of the Middle East. "The people here have been fighting for as long as I can remember. My one wish is to bring peace to this land." "Um, that's a little too..." he stam- mered. "These people, they've been, it goes way back. I'm afraid you're going to have to make another wish." "Too bad," the woman said. "Could you at least help the Lions with the Super Bowl this year?" The genie thought for a moment. "Let's see those maps again." PHRASEOLOGY (A taste of Hebrew, Yiddish, or Ladino) Er hot a kop vi a ferd. He has a head like a horse. With all due respect to the big, elegant, lovable creatures, this is not a good thing to have if you are a human being. Rare antique pendant cast with menorah and shofar Elegant hevra kaddisha glass, circa 1690 C.E. Accounts of Jewish glass craftsmanship span the ages. Ornamental 4th and 5th century bracelets, pendants and medallions were locally manufactured, and the medieval period saw the art reach its regional peak. In 1770, a commercial visitor to Palestine observed: "Jews (are) makers of good glass which is called Tyria.n glass and is famous in all countries." Fame was also attached to the well-known Islamic glass weights thought to be produced by Jews--perhaps at a major glass works in Hebron. It is also believed that Jewish craftsmen came to Spain, Italy and France at the time of the Crusades. By the 15th century, Jewish glassmakers and glaziers settled in Bohemia and Moravia. Within the next 300 years, their fellow craftsmen helped stimulate Hungary's burgeoning glass industry. During that period, Hungarian Meyer Oppenheim invented and popular- ized ruby flint glass. By the 19th century, many prominent Jewish glassmakers emerged in England--one of them winning a royal appointment to the court of George III. Not to be outdone, a New York-based contemporary, Lazarus Straus and Sons, spearheaded the manufacture and sales of quality cut glass to the U.S. and Europe. Other footnotes on the Jew's historical romance with glass: Jews were among the leaders in producing and marketing Czechoslovakian glass before World War I. Between the great wars, many Jewish-owned European facilities manufactured plate and sheet glass, and mirrors. And to replant the industry's roots, Baron de Rothschild built a factory near an ancient Phoenician harbor to provide wine bottles for his great vineyards. -- Saul Stadtmauer COMMISSION FOR THE DISSEMINATION OF JEWISH HISTORY Harold Berry & Irwin S. Field, Co-chairmen Harriet F. Siden, Secretary Founders/Sponsors: Walter & Lea Field 10/17 1997 5