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Wishing Everyone
A
Healthy and Happy
Rosh Hashanah

,Hair-Raising Situations

KSY MANELLO
--2*ditorial Assistant

anity, thy name is hair. It's
easy for me to point the
comb, as it were, because I
am hirsutely challenged.
(Look it up, says the former teacher.)
Hair, or the
\---1,sence of it,
,
tan produce
/ some interesting
developments in
_a- pan's life.
Recently, I
went
6 to the doc-
tor about a pain
in my shoulder.
. resident came
in to take down
articulars for
the doctor. He
Patrick Stewart, a
was pleasant, but non-hirsute hero.
* .his dedication
to the task, he never looked at me,
only at the questionnaire.
As a result, when he came to one
question, I did not answer. He said,
o you experience pain when you
'se your arm to comb your hair?" I
reached over, tapped his wrist and,
when he looked up, pointed to my
• head. He blushed, apologized and
,-.:_j.nt on with the questions.
Not having hair can lead one to be
more imaginative and creative. For
example, my older grandson firmly
-elieves that the wind took most of
/- -
r-ny hair away; he like giving me "noo-
(gies" nonetheless, and he appreciates
why I wear a variety of hats.
Speaking of hats, there's a great way
to compensate, if compensation is
/-riceded. What great fashion statements
can be made with a straw boater, a
Sherlock Holmes cap, a fisherman's
, cap or a fedora.
In addition, I would like people to
/-become more politically correct when
dealing with men who are experienc-
ing follicle deprivation. I do not refer
to places as clip joints; I avoid giving

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people the brush off or splitting hairs
with them; I do not use honey directly
from the comb; I will not watch
reruns of Hitchcock's The Trouble
With Harry.
Don't be frightened by the saying:
"Hair today, gone tomorrow." As for
words of wisdom, remember that it's
not the hair but what's under it that
counts. Also, there are a number of
beautiful women who think that bald
is beautiful! (Well, I know of at least
one and I married her!) ❑

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