Rosh Hashanah 5758 You know the one that goes "two Jews, opinions?" Women read Torah at the Western Wall. $ ash in The 'unity 36 1997 74 Myth: Thanks to the way many Jews treated one another in the past year, perhaps we should modernize that once- humorous saying. The updated version should go like this: For every two groups of Jews, three accusations in the Jewish media, four community programs lamenting the sad state of Jewish disunity and five Jews promising to never again support the other group. Even more pathetic, - six under-affiliated Jews stop in a synagogue or read a Jewish newspaper. To be a Jew, they learn, is to be more interested in beating up co-religionists than growing intellectually and spiritually. By anybody's accounting, the story of the year for the Jewish world in 5757 was the ongoing Jewish Disunity Wars. While much of the contentious debate took place in Israel, its impact was vigorously felt throughout Americar Jewry. To jar your memory, let's revisit some of the low points of the past year: • Some Haredim, or fervently Orthodox Jews, attacked Conservative and Reform worshipers near Jerusalem's Western Wall, Judaism's holiest site, on both the eve of Shavuot and the eve of Tisha B'Av. With painful irony, the first holiday celebrates the giving of the Torah to all the Jewish people at Mount Sinai and the second laments the destruction of the Second Temple, which the Talmud says was brought about by two Jews arguing with one another. • Last month, a Reform kindergarten in a Jerusalem suburb was torched. Reform activists suspected support- ers of the Sephardic Orthodox religious party Shas. Around the same time, the scrolls in the mezuzot from several religious buildings in Israel were removed and burned, allegedly by activists with Meretz, the secular, left-wing, Israeli political party that has joined with the Reform and Conservative movements in the religious pluralism push. • Reform and Conservative movements in Israel went to the Israel Supreme Court to gain the right to have the life cycle events of their rabbis — particularly conversions and weddings — recognized by the state. In response, Orthodox political parties drew up legisla--, tion to ensure that their word would be final on such matters. The result was months of accusations and counter-accusations — and zero progress. Finally, both sides agreed to government-sponsored negotiations seek- ing a compromise. An Aug. 15 deadline came and went as did a mid-September one. Another tentative one is set - for Oct. 22. Don't hold your breath. • In the United States, Conservative rabbis walked from their annual convention to protest in front of the Israel consulate in Boston. Meanwhile, Reform and Conservative rabbis and their publications continually hammered away at the Orthodox, who responded in Re ections On A