Basinger brings her aching-orchid loveliness to the part of Lynn Bracken, a high-cost hooker made up to imi- /- tate, by her swanky pimp boss (David Strathairn), Veronica Lake. The inside gag is that Basinger is much more expressive and sexy than Lake; she can seem bruised, hurt, even before she does get bruised, and she's like a ghost enameled in flesh. Lynn and the neurotic bruiser White link up as joined pathologies, yet Hanson isn't keen to show their sexual connection. He winks it, dan- gles it like a voyeur. But his camera burrows with conviction into the bru- talizing of terrified Mexicans and blacks, the corpses under floorboards or in a morgue, the shocks of gunfire, N the fist fiestas. The plot is a worm farm. By the time it finally makes some sort of sense, we've halfway given up. What pulls us along from the thrust and spew of incidents, the grim traffic of expendable lives, is the old-time part- nership that jells between White and Exley, with Vincennes,as odd man out 1 (and in). Or, put plainly: a buddy picture. Which leaves us way down the road from Chandler and Hammett, on the highway to sentimentalized '90s Hollywood. Try to imagine Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe becoming pals. It's enough to make you rush back to childhood and the Hardy Boys (or read Jim Thompson, and get drunk). Despite that slop, the bonding by bruises and bullets offered as "heart" for those who want machismo tender- ! ized, L.A. Confidential is full of raw enticements and rude surprises. One of the best is the suavest hard guy, an Irishy cop devil who makes "boy-o" into a lethal insult. James Cromwell has never been further from Babe. Rated R. * # 1/2 /-- Reviewed by David Elliott A THOUSAND ACRES /-- Jason Robards, as the furious tyrant who owns the precious farm in A Thousand Acres, remembers an ancestral time when the land was under water. We get to see it go under again, beneath the bilge of the script. Adapted by Laura Jones from Jane Smiley's novel, and directed by Jocelyn Moorhouse, the film has feminist cre- dentials in place. Or does it? It plunges headlong into the foaming swill of old soapers, when women suf- fered for men, and from men, then hung around licking their wounds by yakking. Robards plays Larry Cook, wid- owed patriarch of the family spread in Iowa. He's dour, sour, bilious. He makes Henry Fonda in On Golden Pond seem a temple of reason. When Larry calls together his three grown daughters, and the husbands of two of them (who do most of the farm work) to announce he is giving them the farm, via incorporation, he has the look of a macabre prankster. The deal delights the oldest sister, the childless Ginny (Jessica Lange), and her slogging if sexless husband (Keith Carradine). It seems to please the middle sister, Rose (Michelle Pfeiffer), and her beery, weak husband (Kevin Anderson). But the youngest, unmarried Caroline (Jennifer Jason Leigh), who escaped the farm to become a lawyer in the city, raises a whiff of doubt. This so enrages Larry (it doesn't take much — too much butter on his taters might do it) that he disowns her. Soon, though, Larry and Caroline are allies against the others. Larry feels usurped and cast off, even though he planned the deal. Caroline is a conniv- er who's never trusted her sisters, and is complicitous with her father on a psychic level. A bitter legal feud ensues, over the farm, but really a snake fest of old pains — the women pathetically try to define themselves through and against their father (as for their hubbies, give them some Red Man to chaw). The court "climax" flops when Larry has a senility breakdown (he's an alcoholic, always choleric, finally a void). The big, bad freight — and if you can't see this train coming, you've been asleep through most of the psy- cho-babbling '80s and '90s - is the news that the daughters, as teens, were molested by Larry. Now only Rose cares to talk about it. Lange is solid as "eternally hopeful" Ginny, still wishing to smile even after Larry calls her "a whore" and worse. Having spent real farm time, plus screen duty in Country and Far North, Lange has the look of an experienced Grant Wood centerfold. Without being dull she can do this "think nice" type, who blanks out on horrors and seeks to please daddy while really hat- ing him. Pfeiffer, though vivid and gutsy (her Rose bares her chest after a mastectomy), is a goner. There's no way this bright, luminous woman, with her lasered honesty and mother wit, could have bunkered down on the fRoger Tetri, 2•Iorman & (Sonnte ,EaT Sz- Crew take great pride' in wishing their customers and friends rliry 2tealtity & 2-lappy 2 ■ 1eiti (810) 463-9660 North River Road, Just East of 1-94 Expressway