SALE!" You Be The Judge Will the High Court ever see a Jewish chief justice? ELIZABETH APPLEBAUM ASSOCIATE EDITOR Q: I'm sick and tired of every- condones fighting, even in the body labeling Jewish men as ba- ring. Which leads us to the curi- bies who can't do anything ous case of hockey. Until we physical. For crying out loud, I'm figure out whether grown men a he-man myself and I read about banging each other on the Jewish sports stars in this fabulous heads with hockey sticks is column all the time! Why, I bet part of the game or just an aside, I guess the jury will be even rabbis in ancient days knew out on what Judaism has to a thing or two about throwing a ball say about this sport. and running, isn't that true? Q: Was there really a Jewish pall- A: Actually, you can start with the Torah, where we learn bearer at the funeral of Irish gang- that David and Jonathan en- ster Dion O'Banion? joyed sport and were anything A Indeed there was, and what but wimps. Some also consid- a sight he must have seen. er Jeremiah's "contending with O'Banion, who was killed in horses" a reference to some 1924, was the most notorious, kind of physical challenge. and most powerful, mobster of There are clear records of his time. His casket was spe- ball games being played cially made of bronze and silver, among Jewish men in talmu- heading a mile-long procession dic times, and in 19th-centu- that attracted 40,000 mourners ry Eastern Europe there were and 26 truckloads of flowers. a number of famed Jewish "Presidents are buried with horseback riders, including less to-do," one newspaper ob- some leading Chasidim. served of the funeral. Judge In fact, because Judaism John Lyle summed it up this teaches that we should main- way: "It was one of the most nau- tain healthy bodies, you could seating things I've ever seen." argue that our religion actu- Guests at the funeral includ- ally advocates sport — so long ed Johnny Tornio and Al Capone as it's not a destructive activ- (though the latter reportedly ity, such as boxing (though was responsible for O'Banion's this field certainly has had its murder). Among the pallbear- Jewish stars). The problem ers were Bugs Moran, trigger- U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader with boxing is that the goal of man Two-Gun Alterie, and Ginsberg: Will she be the first Jewish the game is to clobber one's op- Maxie Eisen, president of the chief justice? ponent (as opposed to baseball, Kosher Meat Peddlers' Associa- for example, where one might tion. 11: I recently heard a report about accidently hurt another, but Sirhan Sirhan, Robert Kennedy's as- this is not the main purpose of Send questions to Tell Me Why, sassin. After Kennedy's death, I playing). Since Judaism does The Jewish News, 27676 seem to remember Sirhan was some- not permit one to hurt anoth- Franklin Road, Southfield, MI er for entertainment or plea- thing of a hero among the Arabs. But sure (this law is so profound it 48034, or fax to (248) 354-6069. why? What did Robert Kennedy have extends even to animals, All letters must be signed and in- the writer's address. Ques- whom Jews are not permitted clude to do with the Middle East? tions answered in the column will A: Robert Kennedy was an to hunt for sport or torture), it feature only the writer's initials outspoken supporter of the State would be difficult to see how and city of residence. of Israel, which reportedly is one anyone could say Halachah of the reasons Sirhan decided to kill him. When he did, Sirhan, a Palestinian, was indeed a hero to many in the Middle East. Sirhan was 24 when he shot Kennedy in June 1968 at the Ambassador Hotel in Los An- geles. After his arrest, Sirhan joked with police and readily confessed to his act, even saying he was proud of it. Although sen- tenced to death, he escaped the electric chair after the Supreme Court in 1972 voted to abolish capital punishment. Throughout Arab countries, there were signs lauding Sirhan for his decision to kill a sup- porter of Israel. Often, they read, "Sirhan Bishara Sirhan: A com- What might Judaism have to say about this sport? mando not an assassin." RNS PHOTO/REUTERS Q: I know that many Jews have served on the Supreme Court, but have any ever served as chief jus- tice? A: No. The most prominent religious denomination among chief justices is Episcopalian, whose adherents have included Harlan Stone (1941-1946), Mor- rison Waite (1874-1888), John Marshall (1801-1835) and John Jay (1789-1795). You'll also find members of the Church of Eng- land, Catholics, Baptists, Uni- tarians, Methodists, Protestants and Presbyterians. But no Jews — yet. 20% off regular price on MORDECHAI ROSENSTEIN'S LITHOGRAPHS *sale ends 8/30/97 TRADITION! TRADMON! Call Alicia R. Nelson for an appointment (248) 557-0109 ❑ DON'T LET HOUSEHOLD PESTS HOLD YOU HOSTAGE! CALL THE ,ERADICO PROFESSIONALS! Eradico's safe and proven methods keep your home free of insects, rodents and other pests. 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