SIN Entertainment 'Hercules' question for Disney: If Her- cules is supposed to be a mu- sical, shouldn't it have some ood songs? A toe tapper or Ag kicks, Pain and Panic, Bobcat Goldthwait and Matt Frewer (TV's Max Headroom) are hilari- ous. Susan Egan (Broadway's Beau- ty and the Beast) is spunky as Meg, Hercules' obligatory love in- two? A musical's weakest compo- nent should not be its, well, mu- sic, as is the case with Disney's latest feature. An otherwise en- tertaining and funny family film, Hercules lacks even one strong, whistle-on-your-way-out tune — there's not a "Hakunamata- ta" within earshot. But there is James Woods singing. Yech. Music aside, though, if you're looking for a fun, harmless af- ternoon out with the kids, Dis- ney, as always, comes through. Hercules tells the tale of a young son of Zeus who is kidnapped from his palatial home on Mount Olympus and made mortal by Hades, the malevolent god of the underworld. Hades, as all good villains should, has an evil plan in mind. Disney's incarnation of Hercules. He will reclaim Mount Olympus for himself with the help of the un- terest who, unfortunately, is ruly Titans, who wield wind, lava, drawn like every other female Dis- rock and ice as their weapons of ney character since The Little Mer- destruction. maid. Variety, aside from The only thing standing changing hair color, in Hades' way? Hercules, of MOVIES would be nice someday. course; who has problems of As Hercules' confi- his own as he tries to become a dant and mentor Philoctetes, Dan- hero worthy of being reunited ny DeVito seems to be revisiting with Zeus and allowed back onto his 'Taxi" days, giving us Louis de Mount Olympus. Palma•as the ultimate coach of James Woods as Hades stands Greek heroes. Tate Donovan does out from a uniformly good cast, a nice job as the title character, providing- his character with great imbuing Hercules with just the humor and a sharkish, used-car right mix of youthful arrogance salesman attitude. As Hades' side- and timidity. A special round of applause must go to "Late Show" Liz Lent is a local freelance band leader Paul Schaffer as mes- writer. senger god Hermes, the coolest and funniest hep-cat Mount Olympus has ever seen. The movie's jokes seem geared almost entirely to the adults in the audience, save for the antics of the surly yet loyal horse Pegasus, who Rated R F ace I Off is going to take a lot of people by surprise. Since immigrating to the U.S. from Hong Kong, direc- tor John Woo has Lu made two high- octane, ho-hum films which were big on explosions cc and light on sub- stance — Hard Target and Bro- ken Arrow. With Face I Off, howev- er, Woo returns Z to the territory fa- miliar to long- 6- time fans of his previous work, 8 giving American C-' audiences some- thing they're quite unaccus- tomed to: an ac- tion-packed melodrama. Ever since hit- ting it big with Hong Kong's 1986 A Better Tomorrow, Woo LU glares at the bad guys, high-fives Hercules and generally endears himself to kids. Hercules even pokes gentle fun at Disney's penchant for mer- chandising, humor which parents will appreciate when faced with an endless stream of action fig- ures and collectors plates in the coming months. Parents and children, though, will enjoy Hercules, an amiable, funny and well-intentioned film. Unless, of course, they're going for the music ... channeling his newfound love of Al Pacino-style over-acting into a proper role as an insect with an inferiority complex and desire to create universal strife. From there, it's one shoot- em-up after another as J and K try to put a stop to the plans of the intergalactic bug. This film is so slick that there isn't even an obligatory love interest. And special effects aren't used just for the sake of special effects. Instead, they are integral to the story and to the creation of a comic-book version of New York — one in which our heroes might actually ex- Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are Men in Black. ist. Men in Black is a fast-paced bagels it earned were made with film with a tight narrative and all wheat and no chaff, for low- no unnecessary subplots. The calorie, high-protein summer fun. get sticky, however, when Troy unexpectedly awakens from his coma, sans face, and decides that two can play at the exchange of identities game. What follows is a twisted ver- sion of Freaky Friday, with Tra- volta gleefully playing Castor Troy and Cage doomed to be Sean Archer. Despite a script by shlock- meisters Mike Werb and Michael Colleary (Darkman 3: Die Darkman, Die!), Face I Offis more of an art film than a mul- timillion dollar exploitation flick. This is due, iri part, to John Woo's direction. Aside from his revolutionary directorial style — which has heavily influenced American ac- tion films with thin-tied gang- sters and use of slow motion — Woo explores some of his more familiar motifs such as mirror images and shootouts at church- es. With Woo behind the camera there is a brain behind the bul- lets and a poetry to the excessive amount of on-screen violence. However, most of the credit for Face / Offs success is due to PHOTO BY STEPHEN VAUGHAN Rated G 'Face/Off' —Liz Lent John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in John Woo's Face/Off. Qt.) .1/2 — Mike White has been mixing pulse-pounding the fantastic acting jobs by both sequences with tear-jerking pas- John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. sion to create unusual, and While Travolta gets to have all sometimes unsettling, cross- the fun of playing a sociopath in genre films. Face/Off sheep's clothing, Cage marks the first time Woo should get kudos for has done so successfully MOVIES playing a tortured soul in America. trapped in the body of his In Face Off, John Travolta mortal enemy. Both actors cap- plays Sean Archer, the leader of ture the nuances of the other, an elite anti-terrorist organiza- but Cage is noteworthy for his tion whose one goal in life is the introverted performance. capture of an insane uber-crim- Face Off is an action film inal, Castor Troy (Nicolas Cage), with a heart, a wry grin and an who is responsible for the death itchy trigger finger. of Travolta's son. After a freak accident involv- ing a jet engine, Archer takes on ,00 the face of Troy in an attempt to foil Troy's last scheme. Things • — Mike White 77