STN Entertainment 'Children Of The Revolution' and writes fan letters to Josef Stalin, played by F. Murray hat's to become of a child Abraham (Amadeus). Joan's letters are so heartfelt of two hard-line Com- munists? That's the that when they reach the film's question writer and di- somewhat surreal incarnation rector Peter Duncan poses in his of the Kremlin (reminiscent of bizarre but entertaining faux Gotham City), they move even documentary Children of the the man of steel. The simultaneously buffoon- Revolution. like and terrifying Stal- The Australian movie in invites Joan in for a opens by inform- MOVIES visit. But when she ing the audience crosses the Iron Curtain, that, unbeknownst to most citizens, the she discovers she is being fol- country down under lowed by double agent Dave was on the verge of civ- (Sam Neill of The Piano), who il war in 1989. Police has been pursuing her in Aus- force head Joe Welch tralia as well. Drunk on vodka, Joan man- (Richard Roxburgh) has paralyzed the govern- ages to sleep with both Dave and ment, leaving the state Stalin, evidently killing Stalin and impregnating herself in the in total panic. Combining documen- process. Despite hints of Stalin's tary-style interviews monstrous personality and overt and dramatic (albeit hu- descriptions of his brutality, morous) scenes, the film Joan is unfazed and continues explores, literally, the her loyalty to the party. Re- making of Joe. Cutting turning to Australia before the back to the early 1950s, changing of the Soviet guard, we see Joe's mother Joan marries Welch and gives Joan (Judy Davis of My birth. The young Joe spends his Brilliant Career), a pas- sionate revolutionary for childhood being dragged to ral- Australia's Communist lies and demonstrations and fan- tasizing about prisons. During Party. By day she fights the the Vietnam War he manages government's efforts to repeatedly to get arrested, and outlaw communism; by seduced by a fiery female cop night she ignores the romantic (Rachel Griffiths), whose Lat- advances of her gentle admirer, vian grandparents just-so-hap- Welch (Geoffrey Rush of Shine), pened to have been bumped off by Dave, under Stalin's orders! Julie Wiener is a staff writer. Rated R Starring together for the first time, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams share the screen in Father's Day. aris of Billy Crystal and Robin of the runaway son they each just Williams should probably look discovered exists. In no time at all, they realize elsewhere: They are not going they are seeking the same boy and to like what they are otherwise have been duped by the boy's about to read. mother, Collette (Nastassja Kin- Though it probably seemed like a can't-miss proposition at incep- ski), whom they each had bedded 17 years earlier. After inexplica- tion, the much anticipated pair- bly contacting them out of ing of these two comic the blue to pursue her giants in Warner Broth- MOVIES missing child, she fades is no gift Father's Day ers' into the background while to the faithful, as it wears out faster than a second-hand tie the duo gets on with their trivial and is as fresh as last year's Old pursuits. Early on, Crystal and Williams Spice. are somewhat entertaining, Based loosely on the 1984 French film Les Comperes, Fa- though Williams struggles to stay ther's Day flounders an artificial in character like a 5 year old premise that pretends to be con- struggles to color between the cerned with the theme of re- lines. The film vacillates between demption. Really, it's just an poorly written scenes and impro- excuse for putting its stars on the visation before deteriorating into same screen and letting them do a series of genital injuries and head butts. Often, it seems that what they do best. Unfortunately, they don't do Crystal and Williams are more in- terested in amusing each other their best very well. Crystal plays Jack Lawrence, than the audience. Father's Day is simply a vehi- a successful Los Angeles attorney who trades in wives a _ s often as cle for its stars. That being the some people trade in leased case, anyone expecting a Mer- BMWs, and is currently married cedes will be disappointed with to Julia Louis-Dreyfus. With all this Yugo. the trappings of success, he still 1/2 doesn't feel complete. At the other end of the spec- —Richard Halprin trum is Dale Putley (Williams), a failed writer who has nothing to look forward to but his next sui- cide attempt. Outstanding Under normal circumstances, the two would never meet. But Very Good this film isn't concerned with nor- mal circumstances and their Good t® Q) paths cross while each is in search F cAlik.) 43 1/2 --Julie Wiener PHOTO BY PH ILIP LE MASURIER W Meanwhile, Dave has come back to claim Joe as his own child, al- though subsequent physical and character resemblances lead us to a different conclusion as to who the real father is. Sound like a lot going on? That's only half the film, which also includes prison fires, mother-son conflicts ... and even kinky sex! Children of the Revolution raises in- teresting political and ideological issues about the strength of lineage, the nature of power and the need for balancing political loyalties with family loyalties. Judy Davis gives the strongest performance of the film as a die-hard communist who refuses to give up her loy- alty to Stalin, even amidst proof of his purges and acts of geno- cide. Children of the Revolution is clever, but it is densely packed and exhausting. By the _end, I felt I had been sitting in the the- ater for several hours although in reality it had only been an hour and a half. This is not your typical mindless car-chase flick, yet it is also lighter than the stereotypical "art" film. ❑ Bagel Barometer ck..) ® . Fair Richard Halprin is about to F. Murray Abraham plays Josef Stalin and Judy Davis is a die-hard communist from down under in Peter Duncan's Children of the Revolution. experience his very first Father's Day — as a father. No Bagels Awful