'The World Of Sholom Aleichem' 'The Fifth Element' Rated PG-13 as Cornelius the priest is an er- satz Ben Kenobi, more misfit f Vogue and the Sci-Fi Chan- than mystic. New York's loom- nel ever produced an offspring, ing skyscrapers have become it would look a lot like The more than slightly reminiscent Fifth Element. All style and of Fritz Lang's Metropolis. And very little substance, the film is I can't be sure, but I think the especially disappointing because, cat from Alien also makes a with just a few more snips and guest appearance. tucks, it might have been ex- With the help of artists Moe- ceptionally good. bius, Jean-Claude Mezieres and I Cn -J CD 1JJ ›- O O 0- Joseph Haynes and Jaye Cooper play Hannah and Aaron Katz, parents who will sacrifice anything to get their son into the "right" school in JET's The World of Shalom Aleichem, running through June 1. rnold Perl adapted the ma- don on the used-car salesman terial of Sholom Aleichem bait-and-switch told in a shtetl and I.L. Peretz into the style. The second piece in Act I, clever confection called The World of Sholom Aleichem. Ale- "Bontche Schweig," is classic ichem's stories about shtetl life folktale. Bontche, the Silent, suf- were the basis for Fiddler on the fers privations, inequities and hardships all his life. When he Roof Perl has taken three stories gets to Heaven and the defense and placed two — "A Tale of angel representing him tells of Chelm" and "Bontche Schweig" his hard life, there is no contest. — back-to-back in Part 1. After He can have whatever he wish- an intermission, the serious com- es for. I won't tip Bontche's hand; I edy "The High School" takes up the entire second act in the Jew- will be silent, only saying that if ish Ensemble Theatre produc- there is an opposite to the warn- tion. In the introduction to "A ing "Be careful what you wish for," this is it. Tale of Chelm," the Angel These two playlets Rochele tells us that of €11ZIO have some energy and the two bags of souls she verve thanks to the capa- carries with her to popu- late the Earth, the foolish ones ble cast. There is an investment were more heavily seeded in in the mood of each piece; though Chelm. She admits this sheep- one would have welcomed some ishly, apologizing for a tree and overacting, such as big shoulder its sharp branches which caught raises, arm spreading and other her unaware. We are smack-dab, gentle reminders of the extrav- or miten drinen if you prefer, in agance which still characterizes Yiddish communication. Yiddish folktale land. Are directors Evelyn Orbach "Chelm," a tale of a shmen- drick who cannot get a female and Rivi Yaron holding the ac- goat back home to his wife, is in- tors back, I wonder? A few seem nocently charming. It is a varia- to have that ripe style. And Mendele, the bookseller, as the master of ceremonies who intro- Michael Margolin writes about . duces each segment in a plum- the arts. A my voice is not so much played as inhabited by Sol Frieder. The lovely clarinet accompaniments are by Mack Pitt. But the final moment — the punch line as it .were — of "Bontche Schweig" falls flat. That flatness seems to defeat "The High School," a sad, sub- versive playlet about a Jewish student trying to get into gentile schools, as well. Jaye Cooper's energy as -the presiding angel in "Bontche Schweig" from Act 1 doesn't hold up. She should be fierce, not a nag, as the determined mother Hannah Katz. Joseph Haynes as her husband Aaron Katz acts from the neck up; it would be bet- ter if he felt and acted from the gut. What the piece needs is physical energy. Adam Rochkind — so vibrant in Unexpected Ten- derness is almost bland as their son. These are threetharming and intelligently written pieces which come fitfully to life in this JET production. But as the DJ said to the rock group: "Pump up the volume." Ditto JET. — — Michael H. Margolin Bruce Willis is a New York City cab driver in the futuristic fantasy The Fifth Element. Written and directed by fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaulti- French filmmaker Luc Besson er, Besson has crafted his some- (The Professional, La Femme what derivative mish-mash into Nikita), The Fifth Element fea- a visually arresting film, one tures a bored-looking Bruce which unfortunately suffers Willis as taxi driving hero Kor- from a severe case of self-love. ben Dallas who helps stop a de- The Fifth Element is in dire need cidedly vague evil force from of editing. Over-indulgent destroying the universe. To do scenes, such as one featuring an so, he must protect the fifth ele- embarrassingly aggravating disc ment — the positive life jockey trying to inter- force emitted by all liv- view Willis' character, MOVIES ing things and embodied, should have been ex- to lonely Dallas' delight, by cised. An entire subplot the nubile Milla Jovovich. Not involving an evil arms dealer that plot really seems to matter (Gary Oldman) in cahoots with in this movie; it meanders from the dark, destructive force, goes scene to scene with a frustrating nowhere and adds little to the nonchalance that effectively story. eliminates any semblance of sus- With a quickening of the pace pense. But it sure looks pretty. and more attention to plot and Besson's vision of the world in character, Besson might have 2259 is a cartoony hodge-podge created a truly exciting and of vibrant color, high fashion and stunning movie. Instead, despite elements of nearly every major its visual intensity, it pales in science fiction movie of the past comparison to the films it tries 70 years. Whole scenes and at so hard to outdo. least one character — Jovovich's Leeloo — seem to have been lift- ed from Blade Runner. Ian Holm 40t Liz Lent is a frequent moviegoer. — Liz Lent