What To Do, What To Do ... FOR YOUR EARS deadline in April 15. Call (810) 858- 0415 ... Art Alexis of Everclear per- forms solo 7 p.m. Thursday, April 3; $10. 7th House, 7 N. Saginaw, Pontiac. Call (810) 335-8100 ... FEED YOUR HEAD MORE FOR YOUR EARS The Michigan Opera Theatre launches its spring season with Verdi's Rigoletto. 8 p.m. Saturday, Wednesday, Friday; 2 p.m. Sun- day, April 5-13. Detroit Opera House. Call for ticket prices, (313) 874-SING FUN FOR THE FAMILY Daniel Briere's Creature Fea- tures is informative fun with a snake, hedgehog, parrot, tarantu- la and other furry friends. 2 p.m. Wednesday, April 2. Bloomfield Township Pub- lic Library. Call (810) 642- 5800 ... WHATNOT TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE The life of John Merrick is chronicled in Wayne State Uni- versity's Studio Theatre's produc- tion of The Elephant Man, through April 6. $5-$7. Call for showtimes. (313) 577-2972 ... ANN ARBOR Surf rocker Dick Dale performs 8 p.m. Sunday, April 6. $15. Blind Pig, 208 S. First, Ann Arbor. Call (313) 996-8555 ... Japanese ukiyo e translated as pictures of the fleeting, floating world - prints are exhibited in floating Pictures. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday-Saturday; 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Thursday; 12-5 p.m. Sunday, through June 1. University of Michigan Museum of Art, 525 S. State, Ann Arbor. Call (313) 764- 0395 ... - THE BIG SCREEN The Midrasha Center for Adult Jewish Studies presents Green Fields, the restored Yiddish win- ner of Best Foreign Film in France in 1938. 7 p.m. Sunday, March 30. $5; $3/students/seniors. 21550 w. 12 Mile, Southfield. Call (810) 354- 1050 ... CALL FOR ARTISTS 82 Original artwork by Oakland County artists is being accepted for Art in the Court. Slide entry The Royal Hanneford Circus presents Artists From Around the World, featuring David Maas the Singing Ringmaster, the Hanneford Circus Clowns, Venicio's Break-a-way Sway Pole, Kay Rosaire's Mixed Caged Revue and so much more. Come see the excitement, presented by Frank's Nursery and Crafts. 7 p.m. Tuesday-Wednesday, Friday; 11 a.m. and 7 p.m. Thursday; 10:30 a.m., 3 and 7 p.m. Saturday, April 1-5. $4/opening night; $5-$12. The Palace of Auburn Hills. (810) 645-6666. From Biblical Sarah to Jer- ry Seinfeld: Jewish Humor Through the Ages will be dis- cussed by Rabbi Arnie Sleutelberg 7 p.m. Tuesday, April 1. Barnes and Noble, West Bloomfield. Call (810) 683-1750 ... Mystery writer William Kien- zle will discuss the imagination 7:30 p.m. Thursday, April 3. Barnes and Noble, West Bloom- field. Call (810) 683-1750 ... Rabbi Shmuel Irons discusses How to Change Your Luck, 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 1. No charge. Maple-Drake JCC. Call (810) 661- 7649 ... The Motown Historical Museum hosts its annual 2648 Grand Celebra- tion fund-raising gala with performances by the Contours, the Fifth Av- LYN NE enue Band and other Mo- KONS TANTIN town greats, to benefit the OUT & ABOUT The Ricky Kalman museum's education pro- COLU MNJST Hypnosis Show will put gram. 7 p.m. Saturday, you to sleep - on purpose! April 5; $150. Roostertail, Detroit. Friday-Sunday, April 4-6. Joey's (313) 875-2264. Comedy Club, Dearborn. Call for Nostalgia Television invites showtimes and ticket prices, (313) fourth- to eighth-graders to bring 584-8885 ... their homework to Homework Comedian Elayne Boosler ap- Helpers: Get it Done, Get it pears 8 p.m. Sunday, April 6. $29; Right, where a "storefront school- $26/students/seniors. Macomb room" will assist students in Center for Performing Arts, one all subjects. 3-6 p.m. Tuesday- mile east of Lakeside Mall. Call Thursday; 1-5 p.m. Saturday, (810) 645-6666 ... through April 19. Universal Mall, Warren. ON THE STAGE Daring Young Men (And Women, And Animals ...) 11•14111M. fay That You Love Them 8 The Swedish wonders, The Cardigans, are the newest pop sensation. Special guests Papas Fritas open up for them. The all-ages show was originally sched- uled for March 15; tickets for that show will be honored at the door. 6:30 p.m. Friday, April 4. $8. St. Andrew's Hall, 431 E. Congress, Detroit. (313) 961- 8137. - ON THE HORIZON Jeff Haas Trio, April 6, Maple- Drake JCC Nadja Meets Brahms at Overtures, April 6, Orchestra Hall ... Ekoostik Who? Dave Katz, Eric Lanese, Cliff Starbuck, Steve Sweney and Ed McGee: These are the boys from Columbus, Ohio, who make up Ekoostik Hookah. Funk to folk, blues to bluegrass and just plain rock 'n' roll energize fans from young teens to old-time hipsters. Rock on! 8 p.m. Saturday, March 29. $7. Magic Bag, 22920 Woodward, Ferndale. (810) 544-3030. M