What To Do, What To Do FOR YOUR EARS Royal Crown Revue, fea- tured in The Mask, performs 9 p.m. Thursday, March 27; $5. In- dustry, 15 S. Saginaw, Pontiac, (810) 334-1999. Also at 9 p.m. Friday, March 28; $5, at Clutch Cargo's, 65 E. Huron, Pontiac, (810) 333-2362 ... Big Rude Jake plays its "swing punk," with complimen- tary swing lessons courtesy of the Eisenhower Dance Ensemble, on Friday only. 8 p.m. Friday-Sat- urday, March 28-29. Mill Street Entry, 65 E. Huron, Pontiac. Call (810) 333-2362 ... Join in a night of blues with Ronnie Earl and the Broad- casters, 8 p.m. Thursday, March 27; $15. Magic Bag, 22920 Wood- ward, Ferndale. Call (810) 544- 3030 ... Also at the Magic Bag, the blues/zydeco of Boozoo Chavis, with Mudpuppy, 8 p.m. Satur- day, March 22; $15. Call (810) 544-3030 ... Ann Arbor-based Dick Siegel performs his heartwarming songs Saturday, March 22; $12. The Raven Gallery, 145 N. Center, Northville. Call (810) 349-9421 ... Glen Campbell and the Smothers Brothers appear 8 p.m. Friday; 3:30 and 8 p.m. Saturday; 1 and 5:30 p.m. Sunday, March 28-30. $10-$50. Fox Theatre, Detroit. Call (810) 433-1515 ... The Ron Coden Show will perform 9 p.m. Friday-Saturday, March 28-29. O'Mara's Restau- rant, 2555 W. 12 Mile, Berkley. Call (810) 399-6750 .. Guitarist Michele * Ramo ac- companies vocalist Heidi Hep- ler-Ramo 8 p.m. Saturday, March 22; $20. Hagopian World of Rugs, Birmingham. Call (810) 646-7847 ... MORE FOR YOUR EARS The Chamber Music Society of Detroit presents The Juil- -`2 Hard String Quartet in an all- Brahms concert. $6-$36. 3:30 p.m. Sunday, March 23. Orches- tra Hall, Detroit. Call (313) 833- ( ?c 3700 ... FUN FOR THE FAMILY 1-- 80 The Chenille Sisters perform their fun-filled tunes 1 and 2:30 -2.3SaHtuday enr ryF-Su ordny, March 122m Museum at Greenfield Village, Dearborn. Call (313) 271-1620, Ext. 383 ... A pot of honey and a pinch of magic come alive in Northville's Historic Marquis Theatre pre- sentation of Pooh Visits Sto- ryland. Call for days and times, through April 27. $6.50. 135 E. Main. Call (810) ... Funny Face Center Galleries, 15 E. Kirby, Detroit. Call (313) 874-1955 ... The work of local playwright and poet Bill Harris is on display in Seven Vices, the Enemy Within: A Visual Essay by Bill Harris. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Wednesday, Friday-Satur- day; 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Thurs- day; noon-5 p.m. Sunday, 349-8110 ... through March 29. Cran- brook Art Museum. Call (810) 645-3312 ... Lawrence Street Gallery LYNN E features the works of Six KONSTAN TIN Local Artists, from Birm- The Birmingham OUT & AB OUT ingham, Waterford and Theatre presents COLUMN 1ST Clarkston, including hand- Best of the Acade- built sculptural vessels and my, featuring the 1996 Oscar- bowls, bronze sculpture, collages nominated films, including The and more. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Tues- English Patient, Fargo, Shine day-Thursday; 11 a.m.-8 p.m. and more. $125/Mack Tie Gala Friday; 12-5 p.m. Saturday. includes screening, gifts, after- Through March 29. 6 N. Sagi- glow and live auction; $45/in- naw, Pontiac. Call (810) 334- cludes screening, gifts and entry 6716 ... to win one year of free movies. Through March 28, catch the Through March 24. 211 S. Wood- Detroit Artists Market's All Me- ward. Call for showtimes, (810) dia Juried Exhibition, fea- 644-FILM turing works by 58 artists in Le Retour de Martin Michigan and Essex County, On- Guerre (The Return of Mar- tario. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday- tin Guerre), starring Gerard Thursday, Saturday; 11 a.m.-8 Depardieu, is the film on which p.m. Friday. 300 River Place, De- Sommersby was based. 7:30 p.m. troit. Call (313) 393-1770 ... Friday, March 21. No charge. University of Michigan-Dearborn Science Building. Call (313) 593- 5433 ... The Motor City Comic Con features gaming, sci-fi, movies, television, horror, animation and toys; over 200 comic-book artists, Alan Ayckbourn's comedy Relatively Speaking is per- writers and creators, including formed by the Village Players of Harlan Ellison and Glenn Barr; Birmingham, 8 p.m. Friday-Sat- tournaments of X-Files, Drag- urday, through. March 29; except on Storm and more. 1-8 p.m. Fri- 2 p.m. Sunday, March 23. 752 day; 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Saturday; 10 Chestnut. Call (810) 644-2075 ... a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday, March 21-23. $12/day; $25/all three days. Novi Expo Center, 43700 Expo Enter Drive. Call (810) 426- Last days to visit Becoming 8059 ... American Women: Clothing and the Jewish Immigrant Experience 1880-1920, at the Congregation Shaarey Zedek's Detroit Historical Museum. 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Wednesday-Friday; Purim Extravaganza Plus is 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday-Sunday. not just for kids. Ron Coden and Through March 23. Corner of Josh White Jr., megillah read- Woodward and Kirby, Detroit. ing, games, food, fun. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, March 22. Southfield. Call (313) 833-1805 ... The Seven Wonders of Col- Call (810) 357-5544 ... lecting spotlights seven diverse collection from the area, includ- ing Doug Aikenhead's Ameri- Royal Hanneford Circus, cana postcards and indigenous Mexican art from the collection April 1-5, The Palace of Auburn of Linda and Michael Margolin. Hills ... Fiona Apple, April 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday-Satur- 3, St. Andrew's Hall ... Rigolet- day. Through Friday, April 11. to, April 5-13, Detroit Opera Center for Creative Studies' House ... THE BIG SCREEN WHATNOT ON THE STAGE THE ART SCENE PURIM FUN ON THE HORIZON Called a female Jerry Seinfeld, comedian Wendy Liebman, pic- tured, uses her wacky observations of life to crack up her audi- ence. Her stock in trade is the one-liner with the subliminal afterthought, with a punch line appearing after the joke seems to be over. Popping up in appearances from Letterman to Leno, you too can be a part of the "Year of Wendy": 8:30 p.m. Thurs- day, $10, $20.95/dinner show; 8:15 and 10:45 p.m. Friday-Sat- urday, $12, $23.95/dinner show. March 27-29. Joey's Comedy Club 5070 Schaefer Road, Dearborn. (313) 584-8885. The Real Oscar Sue Marx — shown, left, accepting her 1988 Oscar for Best Short Film — is a fitting coor- dinator of the Official Oscar Night America Party to benefit the De- troit Film Theatre. The only Oscar party in Michigan that is en- dorsed by the Academy, the evening begins at 8 p.m. Monday, March 24, with buffet dinner and open bar; celebrities, pa- parazzi, searchlights, live music, dancing and multiple large screen projection of the Acade- my Awards. "Look Hol- lywood" black tie. $100. Intermezzo, in Har- monie Park, Detroit. (313) 833-0247.