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Yeshiva Boys
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GAIL "YENTA" ZIMMERMAN ASS. EDITOR

erusalem — Students of
Beir Yorass Academy in
Rehovot, Israel, recently
watched Howard Stern's
Private Parts as part of a cultur-
al exchange with Brooklyn's Bet
Ter Cheeks Yeshiva.
"We thought we'd send them
a film starring a nice Jewish

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Irving Hirsuit of Southfield dis-
plays the head of hair that won
him the Top of the Mark award the new Jewish Community
from the Rogaine Company. Only Campus building in White Lake
two months ago, Irving won the Township.
Southfield Mr. Clem-Look-Alike •
Contest.

Henry Matiss, a senior living at
Lowbridge Apartments, will have
his art on display at the South-
field Library during March. Each
painting is a careful forgery of
one of the great masters.

boy," said the New York yeshi- movie myself," said the rabbi.
Meanwhile, the Brooklyn
va's Rabbi Ifiwera Reitman, who
yeshiva will view Cast-
was sent a copy of the
Students of Beir Yorass ing the Net on Yahoos,
film by his seventh Academy
do n gas masks
cousin, and the film's to watch Ho ward Stem's the acclaimed Israeli
producer, Ivan Reit- Private Pa its, in which film which decries the
assimilation of Amer-
man. "rm looking for- the King o f All Media
ward to getting a makes an ap pearance as ican values into the
Fart man.
Jewish state's politics.
chance to see the

Sam Yoda of Oak Park cele-
brated his 150th birthday at a
party at the JPM JCC.

He Ain't Heifer,
He's My Brother.

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abbi Tupac "Tex"
Weil and his gangsta
rap group "Tu Meny
Jewz" were caught
trying to steal the winner of
last Monday's cholent festi-
val. Saying he heard the
voice of a former rabbi corn-
ing from inside the cow,
shouting, "They're lying,
they're taking me to Mc-
Donald's," Tupac and his ac-
complices attempted to exit
out the back door with the
huge piece of cattle. "We
would have made it, too, but
the guard heard the voice
inside the cow asking if
Classic Coney Island was
still in business," the rap
star said.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg and
Ruth Westheimer will be in
metropolitan area bookstores to
sign copies of their new Book of
Ruths, a compilation of legal and
politically correct sexual prac-
tices.

A worker from the firm of Shan-
ty and Sons puts the finishing
touches on a sculpture outside

Yassir Arafat is visiting from
the Mideast to receive the pres-
tigious Silver Napkin Ring
Award from the Restaurateurs
Association of Michigan for con-
tributions to the resurgence of
the popularity of the checkered
tablecloth. 0

—Compiled by Sal Monella

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