STN Entertainment nothing was gained in Rated PG have to admit to being rather the translation. Jungle 2 Jungle tells confused by the new Disney release Jungle 2 Jungle. No, the farcical story of a not by the plot, which is as New York City com- subtle as Tarzan's signature yo- modities broker (Allen) del, but by the fact that the who travels to the jun- movie was ever made. Or should gles of South America to seek out the wife (Jo- I say re-made? Last year, around this time, I Beth Williams) who left had the misfortune of reviewing him 12 years ago. On the verge of a sec- a French film called Little Indi- ond marriage, he needs an, Big City. Don't fret if you've never heard of it. Fittingly, the his estranged wife's sig- picture died a swift and anony- nature on the divorce mous death in the United papers and, for reason's States. I was quite surprised, unexplained, it can't be done by mail. then, when I read that Upon arrival, Tim Allen was instru- MOVIES Allen is sur- mental in remaking the prised to find Tim Allen plays father to Sam Huntington in Disney's Jungle 2 Jungle. film with Disney. I was hoping the "Home Im- his wife living in primi- Through a contrived turn of skewer pigeons, scare cats, scale provement" comedian would be tive conditions with the able to provide a little charm natives and shocked to learn that events, the boy accompanies his the Statue of Liberty and rescue that the tedious French original he has a 12-year-old son named father back to the big city, where his father and a bungling asso- he utilizes his jungle skills to ciate (Martin Short) from some sorely lacked. Unfortunately, Mimi-Siku, meaning "cat pee." I PHOTO BY DAM TODD 'Jungle 2 Jungle' angry Russians. While all this is going on, father and son come to realize how much they need each other. In theory, there is a nice mes- sage here about family and pri- orities, but it is all but lost under a barrage of slapstick gags that are as broad as the Amazon Riv- er basin: tarantulas crawling up trousers, kicks in the groin. Almost to a scene, Jungle 2 Jungle duplicates Little Indian, Big City. The dialogue is the same, the sight gags are identi- cal, every mistake the original film made was repeated in this remake. Certainly this is a fam- ily film, but anyone with a mind- set above 10 years of age will grow weary of this movie in a New York minute. — Richard Halprin Waiting For Guffman' MOW is an attorney with a love for the movies. on the . gtst ad of the rBl n . twill be suf- ficietiffor his converts ‘ and for the curious. Be- ware to anyone else. — Richard Ilalprin Alison (Mary McCormack) and Howard Stem enjoy his New York success. Editor's note: Read about Staff Writer Jill Sklar's experietz with Howard Stern on Page 88. By the way, she "loved Private Parts and gives it three bagels. the camera crew never asks any Rated R small Missouri town's ses- questions. The film does make good use of quicentennial commemora- tion attracts the attention of improvised performances, espe- a Broadway producer in the cially during the auditions. Fred mildly amusing "mockumentary" Willard ("Fernwood Tonight"), Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Waiting- for Guffman. Christopher Guest (This Is Levy (both of "SCTV") and Park- er Posey (Party Girl) are Spinal Tap) directs and hilarious as they sing de- stars as Corky St. Clair, an MOVIES lightfully off-kilter ver- effeminate ex-New York sions of songs, ranging actor living in Blaine, Mo., where he occasionally directs com- from "Midnight at the Oasis" to munity theater — from the Neil "Teacher's Pet." All the actors are good, but the Simon perennial Barefoot in the Park to a stage version of Back- standout performance belongs to Eugene Levy as dentist Allan draft. When he gets the assignment Pearl, who's suddenly bit by the to put on the town's 150th an- show biz bug. In one interview niversary pageant, "Red, White segment, he recalls his father's and Blaine," Corky invites some career in Yiddish theater (a per- theater big shots to see it, and one formance in Dybbuk, Shmybbuk, actually accepts: Mort Guffman. I Said More Ham) and wonders if Soon Corky and his troupe are he's wasted his life in dentistry. When we get to the actual convinced that their little show highlighting Blaine history, in- show, the songs, by Guest and fel- cluding its reputation as "the stool low Spinal Tap alumni Harry capital of the world" and the site Shearer and Michael McKean, of the first UFO landing, might are authentically hokey, and the sets are cheap but not terrible. actually move to Broadway. But, although the film purports Guffman is too kind and gentle to be a "documentary" of the show a movie to be mean, and that's a and its preparations, little effort shame. Kind satire is an oxy- is made to convince the viewer of moron. The film does have several fun- this. For example, there are some talk-to-the-camera interviews, but ny moments, but it's less than the sum of its parts. Stephen Bitsoli is the former entertainment editor for Detroit Monthly magazine. — Stephen Bitsoli